hello!

someone invited me.
i dont even have portal but hi

http://geektyper.com/ Become a real employee!

Happy to be an employee :)

hi i am new

Lol now its black mesa = Baperture. I thought of Mesature :P
Try one of my chambers, if you have the time: http://www.48675488.xyz/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=198774375

can you test my chamber please ? http://www.48675488.xyz/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=186419074
(if you have the time)

anyone remember the video about glados get the pink slip?

Hello fellow Aperture Science employees,i am new to this group, actually, i'm a creeper (girl), and i can help the employees to do experiments about explodtion(a real creepy creeper won't die after explding things, and i can control the damage)

emmm...hey...i think i am too serious right?

OH MY GOD thank you...BTW What are we going to do about that Nerotoxin Problem Cave?

Anyone know where I can get a couple tanks of nerotoxin.

H3LL0, 1 am n3w 2 th1s gr0up and w0uld l1k3 2 c0ntr1but3

Luckily you don't feel pain- GLaDOS

Anyone tested the Portal Device yes?

I'll go and make lemonade right now

Portal Gun Complete
Next Project: Combustable Lemons
FOR CAVE JOHNSON

@ Tom Voke thanks. Hmmm now who to test it on.

Im TEST SUBJECT 29PRO

@redn2000 lemmons, GUNPOWDER, and a handle.

Hey, it\'s a good thing we had that emergency escape pod after GLaDOS tried to murder us all with neurotoxin. We can only hope that Rattman made it out too...

Need some materials for a combustable lemon. Anyone have any ideas? ^_^

Good evening fellow associates, have you all gotten checked in for your research quota?

We do what we must, because we can. -GLaDOS. I'm getting Portal 2, all of my friends that have it reccoment it. I loved the first game, and I think I'd love the second. Great game.

valve needs to make an official aperture science group

I made you.

Its been a loooong time, how have you been, i think we can put are differences behind us for science, you monster