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Server Down Temporarly

[KB]Artorias™ — Fri, 07 Sep 2018 00:55:21 +0000

Server is down for the next few days until we can get some funds together.

Making some changes

AnonymousNck — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 05:23:53 +0000

Show some god damned respect to The_Secret_Tree_House

Practice times for CEVO team

Wryst — Mon, 09 Jun 2014 07:57:18 +0000

We have three practices a week now.

Sunday - 12pm EST

Tuesday - 11pm EST

Friday - 11pm EST

If you can't attend a practice please let me know a day in advance.

Teamspeak Info

Zourage — Mon, 09 Jun 2014 03:14:42 +0000

The old teamspeak is being shutdown this month and at the start of July we will be migrating to a new teamspeak. The new official Secret Tree House teamspeak info is as follows
IP: 216.52.148.11:23690
PW: sunkist
Sorry for the inconvience and hope to see you guys on the flip side :D
-Courage

Sealand is Suicide

AnonymousNck — Thu, 17 Apr 2014 08:43:55 +0000

Did you see the fucking anti-aircraft guns on deck of that oil rig?! We are gonna get fucked... that's it party is off!! Unless you can come up with some sort of armor that repels WMD's, this plan is busted! Time for a new one ((0UR4G3!!

Alright who's coming with me?

AnonymousNck — Thu, 07 Nov 2013 23:00:07 +0000

So I've decided to start a fundraiser! You can make you donation to my paypal account just PM me for the information.
The fundraiser will be going towards a good cause and everyone should benefit from it.

~We will call it Operation Furby!~

-Some of the money will be going towards gas money and a decent rental car big enough to accommodate atleast 6 of us (I will be drawing your names from a hat)

-The rest of the money will be going towards medieval torture devices, high quality restraints, and disguises.

"Don't go easy on him. I want his skin peeled with a monkey wrench. I want him bathing in a 50/50 mixture of grated lemon peels and fecal matter. I want his shins removed and replaced with aging C batteries. I want his hair replaced with unfed snakes and tapeworms. I want his heart removed and replaced with a better one. I want him to endure the suffering. I want him to survive the punishment. I want him to feel every last drop of pain, every last drop of blood exit his body as we pump in more, filling him until he bursts and cakes the walls with slow pumping, cholesterol chocked, iron deficient, dementia infested, half-coagulated blood."

- Dugo

We will be visiting Furby in Washinton, DC at his home. I know where he lives. And his miserable life will finally come to an end. Not before his fingernails are torn out with pliers and his ears burned off with a blow torch.

WHO IS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Errrrrone

BlankO — Sat, 19 Oct 2013 02:21:20 +0000

In da club gettin tipsy

Welcome

Zourage — Thu, 03 Oct 2013 18:52:34 +0000

All members of The Secret Tree House community, Welcome to the steam group. If you know somebody that belongs here then send them an invite. Enjoy your stay and avoid the anal rape dragon. He comes around every Tuesday 2pm central so beware