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Evil Smurfs ]ES[
STEAM GROUP
Evil Smurfs ]ES[
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September 4, 2007
82 Comments
Feb 9 @ 5:41pm 
]ES[ FTR reporting after apprx 1billion years.
Holy hell life sucks so much I miss you guys.
Dec 12, 2025 @ 1:57pm 
:steammocking:here Gieku hear me Kaiku
Oct 23, 2025 @ 3:43am 
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Oct 16, 2025 @ 5:31pm 
Drink with the living dead :):steamfacepalm:
Sep 24, 2023 @ 12:52am 
Miss the gun game server! So much fun times.
Aug 24, 2022 @ 1:25pm 
One for the road? ;)
May 12, 2022 @ 4:24pm 
garlic, pineapple, some turkish chili peppers. blended those. :steammocking: . damn good.
May 4, 2022 @ 5:47pm 
damn, those were good. oat buns (baked myself). with those cocoa made into cold milk as a drink.... its a gasm ;)
May 4, 2022 @ 5:11pm 
Wazaa
Mar 4, 2022 @ 7:15pm 
Scorpions ;)
Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:15pm 
Booze
Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:12pm 
.:steammocking:
Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:12pm 
ei kele ny sitö viinaa namariin :) ei tippa tapa
:steamhappy:
Dec 15, 2021 @ 7:00pm 
For the horde, or alliance ;)
Dec 15, 2021 @ 6:54pm 
cildrens of the night :)boo
Dec 15, 2021 @ 3:00pm 
Santa aint real :) ya parents have been lying to ya :) 2021
Dec 15, 2021 @ 2:47pm 
Cause his ex said: hit the road: Jack ;)
Dec 15, 2021 @ 2:46pm 
bad jokes? ya know why Jack broke his knuckles?
Dec 15, 2021 @ 2:42pm 
yeah still trying to even the breath ;) naa just joking
Dec 15, 2021 @ 2:36pm 
tultapäin
Oct 27, 2020 @ 4:12am 
release the kraken, or let him.... ;) ya know where the chickien pees etc... lol clearly some1 is doing voodoo,
Oct 27, 2020 @ 4:07am 
damn, getting flashback while watching some gameplay, doesnt matter who plays , those sounds are.... those were the days ;)
Feb 20, 2020 @ 7:54pm 
]ES[ La Policia! Checking in!!!! I just wanted to thank you all for being friends to me back in the CS:Source days. From 2004- 2007 you guys were like brothers and sisters to me. It seems silly to think about now but I remember being so proud to be good enough at that game to be invited into the clan. GAB and his brother were always there to talk to and they helped me through a hard time in my young life. Bullets, ChokingVictim, Barn (Cheater! lol) Chives, Viper, Waffle, Odin, and so many more of you guys were some of my best friends for quite awhile. You all rocked! BOOM HEADSHOT! BOOM HEADSHOT! I CAN DANCE ALL DAY!
Feb 3, 2020 @ 3:19pm 
Wow, it's been such a long time... Anyone still around from the good ol' Enemy Territory days?
Dec 20, 2019 @ 1:07pm 
Ei tippa tapa ;)
Oct 12, 2019 @ 5:14pm 
Perkele, nyt sitä viinaa naamariin, kyl se siit iloksi muuttuu ;) soz lang. just drunken Finn :)
Oct 12, 2019 @ 4:51pm 
A drop cant kill ya:) there are plenty of time to lay down when 6ft under ;)
Jul 30, 2019 @ 11:34pm 
What would it take to get a gungame 5 server up and running again? and none of that turbo ♥♥♥♥
Jul 3, 2018 @ 10:09pm 
Hangover comes, but ill say when :)
Jul 3, 2018 @ 9:22pm 
There are plenty of time to lay down when 6ft under:)
Jun 9, 2018 @ 7:43pm 
OMG Why is everything so dead????
Aug 5, 2017 @ 11:08am 
Need people -silver-dmg game, steam://joinlobby/730/109775244295533327/76561197964623276
Aug 5, 2017 @ 11:08am 
Need people -silver-dmg game, steam://joinlobby/730/109775244295533327/76561197964623276
Aug 5, 2017 @ 11:08am 
Need people -silver-dmg game, steam://joinlobby/730/109775244295533327/76561197964623276
Jul 16, 2017 @ 5:15pm 
"Y'all can't handle this
Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby
Team 10
Los Angeles, Cali boy
But I'm from Ohio though, white boy

It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow
5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before
We pass all the competition man, PewDiePie is next
Man I'm poppin' all these checks, got a brand new Rolex
And I met a Lambo too and I'm coming with the crew
This is Team 10, ♥♥♥♥♥, who the hell are flippin' you?
And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew
Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention
Talking ♥♥♥♥ on Twitter too but you still hit my phone last night
It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove
And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth
And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a god, church
Ohio is where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's gum
We shooting with a gun, the tattoo just for fun
I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one
I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one

Jun 30, 2017 @ 7:56pm 
I'm still standing, and no not elton fan, just spamming :) , well drinking here tho :),
Jun 30, 2017 @ 7:44pm 
its easy
Jun 30, 2017 @ 7:44pm 
ya should remember this1: What Bill Gates wife said at her wedding night? :), dammit been tellint that over 10yo already


Jun 30, 2017 @ 7:37pm 
A Drop cant kill ya :),
Jun 30, 2017 @ 7:36pm 
wazaa
Apr 30, 2017 @ 10:47am 
I just checked and the domain is registered to GAD until 2021, so that is that. I was an ES member for sometime and parted ways. Went off to start JYD which is also now pretty defunct. Running The Killing Crew now and have lots of popular servers. Unfortunately our ET server never really took off, which is a shame. Even had it setup like the original ET1 from ES, but game seems to just be too old now.

With Garrett not around, and no one else having access to the domain registrar, there is no way to do anything with the ES brand for the next several years.
Apr 2, 2017 @ 12:45pm 
@SteelyEly - Yeah the servers have been down a few years.
Mar 10, 2017 @ 8:48am 
So I just tried connecting to any/all of the CSS servers and they're all gone. Was it run by Gad exclusively?
I miss ES GG. :(
Sep 27, 2016 @ 9:36pm 
RIP Gad :( I miss my old clan
May 30, 2016 @ 4:48pm 
Moo
Jan 11, 2016 @ 6:58pm 
Long time Evil Smurf, was home for a long time when started in 2004
Dec 17, 2015 @ 8:24pm 
@SONY216 - ES died a few years back, maybe 2010? Not entirely sure. It was right after Gad passed away.
Aug 17, 2015 @ 11:55pm 
steam://joinlobby/730/109775242281459187/76561198085683074 pls any body having ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up match up
Dec 30, 2014 @ 2:57pm 
What happen to ES? I was gone for a few years and now look...no one is online? What in tarnation! Where is Grizz and where the heck is Jill at? Gad talk to me bud....
Nov 17, 2014 @ 8:14am 
I like Candy