what sound does a commercial airliner make when it bounces?... Boeing!

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😰👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫 ERROR! 🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again ❌❌ 😬😬 ❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten 😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

What you listenen to son asks dad, son replies with pop, *dad grabs coke takes head phones and puts it in the coke*

"hey dad make me a sandwhich" dad says, "POOF Youre a sandwhich"

What do you call a sketchy Italian neighbor hood... THE SPAGHETTO

Hi hungry im dad!

Wanna meet that dad

COOL DUDES!
i wish i had a dad . . ^

funny meme