"There is a difference between you and me. We both looked into Skip's eyes. But when he looked back at us, you blinked." -Batman

And Skip loves you too! All are welcome to bask in the light of Skip!

i dont know how i got invited to this group but i love skip

Azog the Defiler isn't very nice. He could learn a thing or two from Skip.

"Skip superior. Autobots inferior." -Soundwave

Aragorn: Murderers. Traitors. You would call upon them to fight? They believe in nothing. They answer to no one.

Elrond:They will answer to the king of Gondor. Anduril, Flame of the West, forged from the shards of Narsil and a broken Skip coffee mug

"The luxury of hope was given to me by skip. Because if a bobcat can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too." -Sarah Connor

SKIP <3 ;~;

Skip: Shouldn't the people of Gotham know who saved them?
Batman: A hero can be anyone. Even a bobcat doing something as simple and reassuring as putting his paw on a young boy's shoulder to let him know the world hadn't ended.

"He's been stabbed by a Morgul blade. This beyond my skill to heal. He needs Skippish medicine!" -Aragorn

Far away from the land of Mordor, from the fires of Mount Doom, the bobcat Skip forged in secret, a master ring, to guide all others. And into this ring he poured all his love, his generosity and his will to protect all life. One ring to unite them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth rejoiced at the power of the Ring.

Sgt. Maj. John Sixta: Yo president is watchin'! Amerikee is watchin'! But more important: Skip is watchin'!

Gordon: We were in this together, and then you were gone. Now this evil... rises. Skip has to come back.
Bruce Wayne: What if he doesn't exist anymore?
Gordon: He must... he must...

"The measure of a society can be how well its people treat Skip." ~Gandhi

"I will take the ring to Mordor!" -Skip

Commisioner Gordon: I never said "thank you"...
Skip: And you'll never have to.

"Never... I'll never turn to the dark side. You've failed your highness. I am a Skipaholic, like my father before me." -Luke Skywalker

"Whether one believes in a religion or not, and whether one believes in rebirth or not, there isn't anyone who doesn't appreciate Skip." -- His Holiness the Dalai Lama

In a rough draft script of The Dark Knight, there was originally a scene where Skip was secretly helping people off of one of the boats that Joker rigged with eplosives. However, Nolan later scrapped the idea. "I wanted to create an atmosphere of fear and desperation ", he said. "Such a thing would have been impossible in a world where Skip exists. And I did not want to prevent him from his doing good and heroic deeds because of the filming schedule." Skip was flattered by the comment but says that the true heroes are the people that he helps for "having the strength to endure such hardships" and that he is just an "ordinary bobcat" and is "just doing the best job" that he can.

"I didn't even get to pet Skip today, I got to say it was a bad day" - Ice Cube

Ducard: "But, if you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal and if they can't stop you... then you become something else entirely."
Bruce: "Which is?"
Ducard: "A Skipaholic, Mr. Wayne."

"Skip doesn't owe these people anymore. He's given them everything."

"Three were given to the Elves: Immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings"
"Seven to the Dwarf-lords: Great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls."
"And nine...nine rings were gifted to the race of Men...who above all else, desire power."
"But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom...Lord Skip forged in secret a Master Ring...to save all others. And into this Ring he poured his love, his generosity...and his will to help all life. One Ring to rule them all."

- The Utopia begins.

Skip was offered a free ticket to see the very first screening of The Dark Knight Rises, and he said "No that's okay, you can give my seat to someone else. And besides, I don't want to ruin the enjoyment for anyone in the theater who might be allergic to cats. I'll just watch it at home when it comes out on DVD."

But the LORD said to him, "Not so; if anyone hits Skip the Bobcat with his car, he will suffer vengeance seven times over."

Even the smallest bobcat can change the course of the world.

Look to Skip on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.

I give you the light of Skip, our most beloved bobcat. May he be a light for you in dark places, when all other lights go out.