▅　╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ.★(░)★
▕▕╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╲╲ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ.✰/█✰
▕▕╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱▂▂╲╲ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ✰/██✰
╱▂▂▂▂▂▂╱╱▂◤◥▂╲╲　　　 . ✰/███✰
▔▏▂┗┓▂▂▕░░░░░░░▕▔ㅤㅤㅤ .✰/████✰
░▌┍┯┑┍┯┑▌░▛░░░▜░▌ 　._██__✰{█████}✰
░▌┝┿┥┝┿┥▌░▌░░░░▍ ▌　.( • • ) ✰{██████}✰
░▌┕┷┙┕┷┙▌░▌░░░░▍ ▌ .─(░•░)─　　_||_
░▌❥✿✿✿✿❥▍▩▩▩▩▩▩ ▌ ╬╬(░ • ░)　　\\__//
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I ᴡɪsʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴇʀʀʏ Cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs

After a good duo in rust, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great duos and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a rust party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard push against my leg. I punched him and then tripled his ass. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

definitely takes smack

I heard he takes smack :/

heard this guy takes smack

This kid was born with an AK recoil macro integrated into his wrist. Being so baked he slows the time around him probably also helps.