Litterally the Rizzler

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can i have sex

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

My depravity cavity was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. I awoke the next morning with my sperm socket still draining. I thought it was over but his tallywacker had other ideas. The slamming makes me flood my shrimp sap all over his wensleydale wand. I can't wait to consume the ectoplasm from his piss pipe. By now, my chamber of squelch was trickling like Augustus Gloop at Willy Wonka's chocolate river.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥ER THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 your a 'TRUE HOMIE.

poopy man

Or as they say, Chanukah shamat I think

Happy Hanukka

That wasn't very soviet of you

Happy Chanukah.

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