It's been too long my friend.

I just noticed steam censored my comments, well FIUICIK steam. So twinkle twinkle little star is too short but I did find the poem it was based on. This is not that poem:

Twinkle twinkle my little $lut,
How I love it in your Butt!
In your a$$ between those thighs,
Lick my a$$hole while you cry.

When your burning bum is done,
After I have my perverted fun,
Then you show your little prick,
Twinkle, twinkle, with our di-cks.

Then the Tav'ller in the dark,
For a fee he can park,
He wreks you like a little h0e,
Leaves you with a little ji.zz bow.

In the dark raw hole you keep,
I often shove my little peep,
For you never shut your eye,
Til the sperm inside it die.

'Tis your bright and tiny prick,
Cross swords with my little di.ck,
Now you swallow to your gut,
Twinkle, twinkle, my little $lut.

Love you mother fucIker

I am here for the Cream Pie, I like Snowballz too.

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I’m so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard right now I could chisel granite. Church will soon be in session. We’re going to beat the evil together. All of the evil will spill out of you with gods help.

As we head into the holidays I think of you often, I hope you are doing well. It would be around this time that I would be switching in the E.T. Holiday map. A cannon that shoots people across the map and ZZ top, what more could you ask for? I probably miss the playground community more then I should.

Love you $am!

R.I.P. Daryl G

hello son

Seems no one wants to play games with me and I'm lonely. I miss you, like legit miss you. I'd promise to save you $am but I'm not so sure I can save myself, working on it. How do you feel about phisical labor and the West Coast? And the reason I stopped by, what are your current rates for said concubine?

Two comments ago I referenced a version of marry had a little lamb. Well I've converted a terrible song into a beautiful poem.

Mary Had a Little Gimp:

Mary had a little Gimp,
it's Latex black as coal.
And every orifice Mary filled,
the Gimp had a gaping Hole.

It followed her to a club one day,
which was against the rule.
It made the Bikers Laugh and play,
And was left seizing in a pool of drool.

Once the final man released,
they took it to emergency.
As they feared it may be deceased,
the medics worked with urgency.

They asked why the gimp loved Mary so,
and it mumbled an answer so very low.
About drugs and a vibrating dildo.
Deemed a lost cause the gimp was let go.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing, I know.

I saw your comment, I was like "well that's just a once a month occurrence.(OK, every 2-3 months on a drunken night, except for that period of time when I figured out tequila..) So I was going to reply about that. But I realized something. I typed in "Do girls have a" the first thing was "do girls have a prostate" and I don't use google or chrome for my porn, so I know that had no influence on it and it's a legit question (they have a different type of prostate, google it)...

And second, the reason I wasn't sure is because to my knowledge women don't have to get a prostate exam. My father told me about prostate exams when I was about 12. He then showed me pictures of the inside of his rectum from his prostate exam. I wish I were joking.

Rectal Prolapse

There once was a man from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Who did weird things with a puppet
But through a window peeped Sam
who one night took it and ran
and just like the man with lube in his hand ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Just gearing up to write a book full of nursery rhymes for adults. Like when Samuel L. Jackson did that lullaby "Go the ♥♥♥♥ to Sleep"

Working on a version of marry had a little lamb. Except it's not a lamb and she's not so innocent... More to come!!

Oh believe me, i do worship that pain.

I was trying to think of a way to let you know I was thinking of you. Then I saw this would be your 100th comment. I may not of been your first, but I will be your last. Before I post some possibly offensive, maybe even horrible stuff let's look over some of these gems. First post was Frobot, nothing special. No weird ♥♥♥♥, disappointing. 6th posting is a beautiful GIANT PENIS. I'll have to save that for a special occasion. Now here's were it gets weird, I'll paraphrase:

Methuselah 6/09 Misanthrope you're bad.

Cyclopsided 7/09 A new thing! woooooo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU ARE CUTE

Kylebear 7/09 i miss your sexy voice

easterpink 7/09 i get hard when i see you on my friends list

Frobot 10/09 We all want your babies

welltimedly 8/09 Put your lips on my ♥♥♥♥♥.

Ranger McFriendly8/12 Only 1.5GB left? You need more dog porn.

Some other weird facts, ♥♥♥♥ is only said 8 times, Sex 3 times and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ none. Frobot has
commented the most at 12. I've post the most actual content. MISS YOU MOFO!

Dude, I'm just glad he's capitalizing my name lol

I saw your name changed to ♥♥♥♥, Blood and ♥♥♥... I thought about it and quickly realized it's one of the few lists that applys to so many of us from Playground. For me it's the average end result of a long night at the bar. To Frobot it's the product of a long night of video games, even more amusing if you're on teamspeak with him... To Spencer (oobles) it's an average day at work with all those animals. Musashi has a kid now, self explanatory. For skinner, take one look at his profile picture and Steam name, again self explanatory (Manthematicly speaking). Grahm does missionary work in 3rd world countrys I hear, he sees that ♥♥♥♥ on a regular basis I'm sure. Dawg is a poor black minority, another self explanatory one. You enjoy a good hardy late night straight from the bushes ra...We'll just say you've been on a Tool kick to avoid posting evidence... But my all time favorite band so it's understandable!

Sam! Musashi and I desperately need you! I've got one terrible case of mud butt only you could solve. And Musashi, well he's got this growth on... Well I think it's best you just come check it out... And I'm pretty sure we lost Dawg to full blown aids, I mean not for sure, but based on his poverty level and color of his skin it's like a 99.9999999% chance...

He's got the magic in him.

Everytime I see that damn avatar of yours I can't help but get a good laugh

I tried touching myself on the toilet like you suggested... And you're rite, there is no cleanup... However I still feel a little dirty about the whole thing... I possibly came up with a solution but I need to check a few legalities first.... I'll keep you posted...

World of Tanks, more like camo-net meatball brigade

Musashi got me to play world of tanks... I got us both banned from chat for a day in the 1st 5min and my 1st account was banned moments after.... Apperently being Bigger_Neater and more in your face is a crime on world of tanks.... But you should add my new account, Fitty_Tucker and we'll get it on ;)

I'm getting lonley sam.... come play with me and my free candy.... I finnaly get a cple days of free time and everyone is gone... I think the combo of child and wife may of done steve in...

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FODUND YOU

what's there?

Only 1.5GB left? You need more dog porn.

You're a great friend, I miss talking to you! We need to hang out some time again.

I could use some pizza pits.

heard you were gay again

what would that consist of?

Don't worry son, I still love you.

Son, I have to admit something...you were adopted.

whats your dad like?!

Thanks I guess.

oh believe me, i know how cute my dad is. I'm mean i'm half him after all.

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/127/l_81de138014aa4967b60d9d934a025901.jpg i found the picture

Hello son

LOL. LOL again.

Yet the same person who said that would talk about being the best and how he would continue to sponser inertia, but be on a mid/high team. Far as i know he is still mid and teamless

Who is that person?

Who would that be? O_o

Yes. You were on Inertia before YOU KILLED IT. You went to do something related to sports and then you came back and then stuff happened and then you put on your troll face and said ♥♥♥♥ YOU INERTIA.

Penisphincter

I just read your comment. what the ♥♥♥♥. and how did i not see it until now D:

Inertia:They tried to kill me, so I killed them.

lmao

You can dude harder. :/

Least you aint not 100% dead this time ~__~

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Body bound by chains
Eyes on fire with fear
Try but you can't move
Heart about to burst

Hose rammed up your naked ass
Scream is muffled by the gas
The torment ahead is not your standard affair
I'm a twisted ♥♥♥♥ and I just don't care

Soon you'll have a corrosive liquid
Racing through your bowels
Melting your insides

Down the funnel and through the hose
Into your bowels the acid goes

Bloody foam dribbles out of you
Muffled screams
You die in excruciating pain

i remember playing and talking to this guy all the time.... about 2 years ago!

An all-around unsatisfactory person.

Poopy :)