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Nov 24, 2024 @ 5:58pm 
Wake up
Aug 9, 2024 @ 1:45pm 
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May 6, 2018 @ 10:52am 
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Apr 29, 2018 @ 6:01am 
Press F
Mar 18, 2018 @ 12:12am 
come
Nov 25, 2017 @ 4:54am 
come back
Jan 29, 2017 @ 2:19pm 
rip
Jan 10, 2017 @ 1:24pm 
dun die
Aug 4, 2016 @ 11:26pm 
r u ded
May 9, 2016 @ 10:45am 
Roses are red
Violets are red
The grass is red
My garden is on fire
Apr 27, 2016 @ 4:21am 
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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned
Apr 12, 2016 @ 8:24am 
A guy in a plane stood up & shouted “HIJACK!” . . All passengers got scared . . . From the other end of the plane a guy shouted back, . . . “Hi JOHN”
Apr 11, 2016 @ 5:03am 
"Give me an example of a weakness of yours." "I'm honest." "I don't think that's a weakness." "I don't care what you think."
Mar 19, 2016 @ 1:24am 
Everybody asks me this. My step mom especially. Send 11 cents to my paypal account and I'll mail you a paper mache replica within 6 weeks.
Mar 19, 2016 @ 12:34am 
6.5 inch
Mar 16, 2016 @ 8:30am 
i wanna know your ♥♥♥♥ size
Mar 9, 2016 @ 12:56pm 
I painted my PC black so it could run faster.
Mar 8, 2016 @ 6:06am 
#weareallsaudis
Mar 2, 2016 @ 7:18am 
Europa is crazy hahah a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Mar 1, 2016 @ 11:49am 
looks like u had fun right there
Mar 1, 2016 @ 11:31am 
Never get your suppositories and your meth mixed up. Always turn on the lights.
Feb 17, 2016 @ 12:16pm 
Yes.
Feb 17, 2016 @ 8:29am 
thanks , great
Feb 17, 2016 @ 8:22am 
U r accep. A teaspoon of my DNA has been mailed to ur address. ur welcum
Feb 17, 2016 @ 8:15am 
accep me please :0
Feb 17, 2016 @ 7:55am 
Llamas are sexy. In Tibet Llama ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bestiality isn't illegal - as long as the beast is wearing a condom and the human has a letter from a doctor.
Feb 16, 2016 @ 10:40am 
so how much exactly?
Feb 16, 2016 @ 10:37am 
excellent movie i almost could cry when i think about it
Feb 13, 2016 @ 12:32am 
GIDDAY AM 50 YEAR MAN FROM AUSTRALIA. SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND I'M DRUNK. I SELLED MY GF FOR INTERNET CONNECTION FOR PLAY " FALLOUT 4 " AND I WANT TO ♥♥♥ ON A PLAYER LIKE YO U
Feb 11, 2016 @ 1:37pm 
H ELLO AM 48 YEAR MAN FROM SOMALIA. SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND. I SELLED MY WIFE FOR INTERNET CONNECTION FOR PLAY " g a r r y s m o d " AND I WANT TO BECOME THE GOODEST PLAYER LIKE YO U
Feb 10, 2016 @ 10:35am 
Mental midgets
My war serpents rattle when it's time to battle
I got a fist full of ♥♥♥♥ for you flies to feast
You lost control of your soul cuz your minds deceased
Unfulfilled satisfactions and chemical reactions
My fate there's no escape, life itself is the assassin
I'm blastin, the worlds in ashes, from the invasion
Every words annhilation
Come on

.T.R.I.C.
.T.R.I.C.
.T.R.I.C.
.T.R.I.C.
.T.R.I.C.

Your suffering will free you
Your suffering will free you
Your suffering will free you
Your suffering
Jan 26, 2016 @ 8:41am 
Skill:
Abducting

Hijack cars or abduct people.
This skill makes it easier for you to
carry people, who are unwilling
to come with you.
"If she says no it does not must mean no,"
Is the motto of most skill users. LV: 0
Jan 25, 2016 @ 5:00am 
Name: Clair / Dex Schmiedehand Gender: Male/Female Age: 23
Level: 1356 (next 50%) Profession: Student, Savior Rank: G
Titel:
Holocaust bringer, Jaw dropper, The one Who does as He please.
Health: 3.000.000 HP: Regeneration 1.000/sec
Mana: 999.999.999 MP: Regeneration 100.000/sec
Stamina: 50.000.000 Stamina: Regeneration 10.000/sec
Strength: 150.000 Intelligence: 200.000
Agility: 175.000 Wisdom: 210.000
Class: Whatever you want This something was brought in this world
by the true god and it´s here to please him
with his actions.
You may pet and hug it as you please.
Race: Aeron
Jan 19, 2016 @ 2:07pm 
rip?
Dec 30, 2015 @ 12:07am 
it wasn't just in the desert it was on top of a desert mountainside
Dec 30, 2015 @ 12:05am 
@ AHOY... I am living half that dream already :)

Now just need to find someone to kill
Dec 30, 2015 @ 12:04am 
It was Jebus who tempted Satan in the desert.

And now he wants to ♥♥♥ again.

Will Satan fall for it twice?
Dec 30, 2015 @ 12:03am 
it's alright to kill people btw

and

nerdy asian girls are the best when you're a white boy :)


Dec 29, 2015 @ 7:52am 
I glanced over at Archibald and noticed a few minor differences from when we were in the white room. He was now sporting a silver monocle, the eye behind the monocle had also changed from brown to silver. On his hands were now white gloves with the shield tattoo designs embroidered on them beautifully. In his off hand was a stylish looking silver pocket watch with a matching silver chain that wrapped around his arm.

It had crossed my mind that the tattoos might have an effect on him but I hadn’t thought it would have given him clothing. Then again I couldn’t really imagine the classy rabbit covered in black tribal tattoos. It just wouldn’t fit the gentleman like appearance of my soul beast.
Dec 27, 2015 @ 9:40pm 
@Kirito -- Inspiring!
Dec 25, 2015 @ 10:50pm 
I miss you dad
Dec 25, 2015 @ 10:26pm 
Egg _Striker = Genius
Dec 20, 2015 @ 7:32pm 
"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America (because I have to, the NSA is watching me), and to the Republic (oligarchy) for which it stands, One Nation, under God (despite what those pesky founding fathers had to say), Indivisible (well except for that one time) with Liberty and Justice for All (unless you're gay, trans, non religious/non Christian, born in another country, hold opinions we don't like, or just refuse to pledge blind obedience to us. And if you're poor, we're going to ♥♥♥♥ you from birth to death, especially if you're black or hispanic)"
Dec 9, 2015 @ 10:28am 
why are u dont ♥♥♥♥ her and play games @the same moment bro 0o
Nov 30, 2015 @ 10:53pm 
I miss me too

"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?" "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"

My gf is here from Thailand till mid Feb. Less gaming, more sex. It is hell

"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?" "Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"