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89.5 hrs on record
every time I see an update? I see how it just keeps getting worse.
as a long time fan, playing Halo CE when I was just 9 years old?
My memories with Halo 3 and Reach?

It is so... disappointing.
the current "Halo" team is not a Halo team, clearly.
Every release that comes out just gets worse.
Whenever they make a good release once in a blue moon? They ruin it by releasing a dozen other things nobody asked for.
Things not even tourists to the Halo franchise asked for.

The current team is just a slop team churning out trash and putting out content "they" want while simultaneously claiming "everyone wants this".
This humiliation ritual... is just sad.
I have absolutely zero faith in the upcoming Halo release as well.
They're going to ruin it.

I don't "think" that, I know it. They don't know or understand Halo.
I don't know how I wanted to watch Halo die. But I didn't want to see this.
Posted November 29, 2025.
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2.3 hrs on record
literally downloaded the game again today to try out that black hawk down mode. literally the ONLY reason I downloaded or even bought this game.
>goes to play first mission
>game has to completely close and reopen just to play black hawk down. weird?
>play first mission. fun! awesome!
>literally stuck on a loading screen after first mission.

wtf even is "AAA" anymore? I should've taken the hint that optimization was terrible when a AAA game had to COMPLETELY RESTART just to play a DLC.
Posted November 7, 2025.
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24.1 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
this game went from boring and bland with little options for fun to slowly becoming an actually pretty cool experience! Just played the new update today and was surprised by all the changes. (also got jump scared by a wooden door. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID DEV GUY! YOU KNOW! lol)

Definitely suggest trying it out. Its really fun now! :3
Posted July 9, 2024.
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278.9 hrs on record (268.7 hrs at review time)
I have to update this.
The way this games team's has been acting lately? Absolutely terrible.
This game was supposed to be great, and it was for a time.
My gripe started when some MODS in the official discord were arguing about politics in the discord and I @ the mods AND Admins to do something about it.
I got banned. No prior warnings, no prior bans, no prior action against me WHATSOEVER! I never even got a warning for any bad behavior! I got an instant and PERMANANT ban.

Then I noticed that the devs started moving away from actual rewards for new objectives. Nothing mattered anymore.
When we all fought for those sick kids and made a REAL WORLD impact with the game?! Remember that?! What happened to anything meaning anything in the game?!

And now, as of today, they buffed ALL of the enemies that didn't need buffs just so they could sell you a new warbond with mechs as the solution and Pilestedt clearly see's a "majority of the players" as "mid game cash".
What in the actual hell is going on with HD2 right now? This could be shaping up to be the stupidest gaming fumble ever dude. WE THE PLAYERS need to stand up to the devs and let them know that WE keep their game alive.
This is unsat.
Posted February 23, 2024. Last edited April 29.
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1 person found this review helpful
203.7 hrs on record (36.9 hrs at review time)
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Posted July 3, 2023.
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5.9 hrs on record
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Posted July 3, 2023.
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