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Virtitude
May 18, 2024 @ 11:22am 
sausage
Virtitude
Feb 15, 2024 @ 3:46pm 
yeh fair point that does need updating do ya want a chocolate bar?
Virtitude
Oct 1, 2022 @ 1:21pm 
This dude will give you the ♥♥♥♥ me eyes from 10 blocks away if he catches you 360 no scoping noobs from the tree tops of Africa.
Rep+++ ;) call me
Virtitude
Jan 29, 2022 @ 10:23pm 
HIS HAIR, WACK. HIS GEAR, WACK. HIS JEWLRY, WACK. HIS FOOT STANCE, WACK. THE WAY THAT HE TALKS, WACK. THE WAY THAT HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE TO SMILE, WACK. ME I'M TIGHT AS ♥♥♥♥!
HotTubTooHot
Sep 22, 2021 @ 7:14pm 
My question every day is: "how many drinks have you had today Troll?"
The Neon Demon
Feb 14, 2021 @ 1:24am 
Every time you go to bed, you sleep for 2 hours straight and 5 hours gay.
Virtitude
Dec 17, 2020 @ 3:30pm 
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Jay
Jul 4, 2020 @ 2:11pm 
you like licking the cheesy grease from your wifes toes
Jay
Jun 14, 2020 @ 11:20am 
look at your crusty nips, dirty old man.
Jay
May 29, 2020 @ 7:58am 
You tell him
Colonel Slanders
May 28, 2020 @ 10:08pm 
You’re trash kid
Colonel Slanders
Apr 20, 2020 @ 5:21pm 
who are you?
Fleece Johnson
Apr 4, 2020 @ 9:43am 
"We're going to make your weekend hell" shutup ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, we gone set this ♥♥♥♥♥ off
Dark Force
Mar 3, 2020 @ 1:21pm 
D I c k
Dark Force
Mar 3, 2020 @ 1:20pm 
♥♥♥♥
werD
Jan 23, 2020 @ 11:12pm 
Honestly I dont even know this guy I'm just here for the buick LeSabre.
Virtitude
Jan 4, 2020 @ 3:39pm 
Happy Birthday
The Neon Demon
Nov 4, 2019 @ 5:36am 
Hey man, I just read your message. Sorry about your situation, but next time you should use some Astro Glide™ before trying to insert zucchinis into your rectum. It's gonna take a while for those tears to heal up.
Level 35 Gengar
Jul 14, 2019 @ 4:42pm 
Black is the soul that is led astray.
Rapid
Jun 8, 2019 @ 9:19pm 
Can you feel the love tonight?
Jay
Apr 19, 2019 @ 4:40pm 
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Virtitude
Apr 2, 2019 @ 1:31pm 
DUTTY SLONGS
Level 35 Gengar
Jan 27, 2019 @ 8:44am 
6, 000 B.C.E called, they want their missing link back.
Jay
Dec 25, 2018 @ 7:05pm 
Went to a food restraunt and asked for salt they said they had 2 diffrent types, normal salt and you.
Slendersensualon
Sep 1, 2018 @ 8:57pm 
nee... shiyo... :Maddyson:
Cornholio
Aug 20, 2018 @ 9:09am 
Disney BlTCH
Cornholio
Aug 20, 2018 @ 9:09am 
Disney ♥♥♥♥♥
けっぺき
Jul 5, 2018 @ 8:17am 
big bog
xPVTx
May 9, 2018 @ 2:04am 
Do you have any girlfriend ? Oh wait you dont becuause you can't have any emotional attachments hahaahaha.....
Morty
Apr 10, 2018 @ 11:56am 
:/
Colonel Slanders
Apr 9, 2018 @ 7:26pm 
rude!
Colonel Slanders
Apr 7, 2018 @ 7:17am 
Hey dude my kid plays that don’t hate!
.vAs.Sabbat[USA]
Apr 6, 2018 @ 6:25pm 
+ rep this kids pro at Barbie™ Dreamhouse Party™.
Colonel Slanders
Mar 6, 2018 @ 9:41am 
Ha!
SE4BE4R
Mar 3, 2018 @ 3:30pm 
attention viewers of this profile
this big thumb person-baby is very unstable
he will not kill you in rust, he only watches others play rust.
he will try to kiss his co-workers
he may be very ugly but do not hold that against him
and under no cicumstances are you to make him wash the underside of a helicopter!
only the sides!
this will anger him very much!
FNQ ANTONELLI
Feb 25, 2018 @ 6:27pm 
+Rep, thanks bro! =D good american guy ;P
Colonel Slanders
Feb 18, 2018 @ 5:28pm 
I'm the Pro
Trigger
Feb 15, 2018 @ 2:56am 
I bet you can't even troll properly.
FNQ ANTONELLI
Feb 10, 2018 @ 9:52am 
Hey, add me. the Hobothenogo its my friend. thanks
Colonel Slanders
Feb 7, 2018 @ 4:06pm 
Corn, mah ♥♥♥♥♥
Cornholio
Feb 6, 2018 @ 6:17pm 
♥♥♥♥♥
Colonel Slanders
Jan 31, 2018 @ 6:14pm 
PUBG is great! Now stop spamming my profile with your nonsense!
Colonel Slanders
Jan 31, 2018 @ 5:03pm 
Nice attempt to make a joke :steambored:
Colonel Slanders
Jan 17, 2018 @ 2:12pm 
Ha!
~~~White Power Ranger~~~
Jan 15, 2018 @ 5:02pm 
270 pounds of fat
Colonel Slanders
Jan 13, 2018 @ 1:44pm 
thats still more of a man than your are rooster ;)
Colonel Slanders
Jan 12, 2018 @ 2:39am 
I'm a changed man rooster!
Colonel Slanders
Jan 11, 2018 @ 4:07pm 
#oldnews
And that was 4+ years ago lol
~~~White Power Ranger~~~
Oct 17, 2017 @ 12:56pm 
Lol
Colonel Slanders
Oct 4, 2017 @ 9:48am 
watch your ass starboy