Dabs
San Jose, California, United States
eat hot chip
eat hot chip
Currently Offline
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May 25 @ 8:50pm 
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This guy is convinced that a pound of steel and a pound of feathers weigh the same. Steel is heavier than feathers.
Dec 1, 2025 @ 7:47pm 
-rep After a good game in CS2 I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS2 lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Feb 20, 2018 @ 3:25pm 
u r a nice guy
May 22, 2016 @ 1:54am 
1:53 AM - Seize the Memes of Production: those who
1:53 AM - Seize the Memes of Production: s l a y
1:53 AM - Seize the Memes of Production: s t a y
Apr 7, 2016 @ 11:04pm 
Suhhh Dude
Oct 23, 2013 @ 9:24pm 
Sometimes I cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.