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>>> HAPPY HOLIDAYS <<<
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……………… .*♥♫♀♂♫♥*’…
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……………*♥☺▬♥☺♥▬☺♥* …
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…………*♥♫♥♥▬♫♥ ♥♫▬♥*♫* …
………*♥☺♥☺♥♫*♣♥♫♥☺♥☺ ♥*…
…….*♥♣♫♥♣♥☺♥♫♥☺♥� �♫♣♥*…
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………………….๑۩۞۩๑…
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(☆*✦✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2018✦✦ *☆ )
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It must have taken a dozen slaves a dozen days to get you into that gown. Of
course, your daddy tells me it takes the space of a schoolboy's wink to get
you out of it."
🤓
Every morning is a Smirnoff morning.
😲
Mal: "Stack everything here, in plain sight. Wouldn't want it to seem like
we got anything to hide. It might give them Alliance boys the wrong
impression."
Wash: "Or the right one."
Mal: "That too."
😴
There are always alternatives.
-- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3
😙
Timing must be perfect now. Two-timing must be better than perfect.
🤥
Some people have a great ambition: to build something
that will last, at least until they've finished building it.
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I'm continually AMAZED at th'breathtaking effects of WIND EROSION!!
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♥* __/\__
*♥ *-:¦:-*
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´¸ *♥ ´¸ *♥♫♥*
´¸¸♥* ✯•♫•♥•*
´¸.•✫ *♥•♫•♫♥*
~`,`~ ✯♥•♦♫♥•♥*.
`.✫` *♥☺♥•♥•☺♥*.
●/ ✯♥•♥♠♫♥#♥•♥*..
/▌ *♥♫•♥♫•♥♫♥•♫♥*
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Happy Holidays!
"Mommy, how was I born?" 🎂
The mother smiled 😏 and replied,"Once upon a time me and your daddy 🧑decided to plant a wonderful little seed 🌱.
Daddy 🧑 put it in the earth 🌍 and I took care of it every single day 🌞. After a while the seed 🌱 started to grow ⬆️ more and more leaves and in a few months⌛, it turned into a beautiful healthy plant 🌷. So we took the plant🌷, dried it, smoked it 🚬 and got so high 🔝that we f*cked 👉👌without a condom 🍆