Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !

Fabulous Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !

Merry Xmas!Happy new yeeear!

You in a nutshell: Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually act disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ********* so Satan couldn't stick his ♥♥♥♥ in my pooper and make me gay.

god your so cute lol im having trouble writing this messge cus im scared ull reject me lol ur just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ huggable >w<, but ya do u wanna go out sometime lol i was thinkin maybe we can goto starbucks and we can go bird spotting together, maybe watch funny fail videos or PewDiePie on my iPhone in the coffee shop while we romantically stare at each other for hours stragiht >w< don't get me wrong i like sex but you look like the type of person i'd just romantically be with and forget all about sex and just give you a snog daily :3

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year !!!!!!!!!!!! element

If you reorder the letters in Subroza's name you get "usabroz".

Who else are USA Bros? Exactly. iBuyPower. What happened to iBP? They got permanently banned. How do you get banned? Either matchfixing or cheating.

He is playing for CLG. Matchfixing starts with an M, Cheating with a C. Do you see an M in CLG? Not. At. All.

So he must be cheating. Case closed.

Why do people say DaZeD is banned? I looked at his profile and he has no VAC bans, and he's playing CS right now. It's honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ incredible to see how retarded you kids on here are, talking about how DaZeD is banned, and how he threw a match, like who the ♥♥♥♥ cares if someone throws a stick that easily catches fire. Then you jackasses ask him what he would do if he was unbanned, and it MAKES NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SENSE because he's playing RIGHT NOW ON STREAM. JUST SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP HE ISN'T BAN

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫
💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable
💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖
Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦
Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌
If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿
3 back: you're squishy☁️💦
5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

kek'd

Bring back lobster dog you podbot, he dog why he have bowtie

BRING BACK SMURKY THE CORGI DOG!

I want the doggo back. BRING IT BACK!

I'd never crush you like watermelon baby.

I miss you!

The Legs <3.

signed, codelelelelelele

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Think about it man... just... take a handful... and SQUEEZE!!!

Merry Christmas! element

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

take a lesson from my experiences: dont spill beer on your computer

it makes it not work so good

bacon? It's been like 2 years why'd you die

+2bacons

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glen stop hiding the truth

ELEPHANT!

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I was an Alligator this whole time? MY PARENTS LIED TO ME!

You're a mofo alligator.

Elephant you're gay c: