This guy touched my cat :(

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

LIL PUMP OOOH, LIL PUMP YAH

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- YOUR FRICK GAY

-rep kills me on comp because I had an ak

Well the germans find it offensive that they have to pay such a high gas bill

Do you think 9/11 is a joke? It was a serious event that killed hundreds. As a loyal American I find that name very offensive. Triggered.