THE OTHER DAY 🇺🇸🇺🇸📺📺MY WIFE ASKED ME IF I COULD STOP CRANKING MY HOG ☠️☠️SO SHE COULD HEAR THE TV. 📺GUESS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🤬🤬WHAT I 💪🏻💪🏻TOLD HER? OF COURSE HONEY IM SORRY☠️☠️ I WILL BE MORE ☠️☠️MINDFUL OF OTHERS WHILE IM CRANKIN ☠️☠️MY HOG!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🤬. LOVE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🤬🤬🤬YOU. THE ONLY THING🇺🇸🇺🇸 I LOVE MORE THAN CRANKING🤬🤬 MY HOG IS MY WIFE. CRANK WITH RESPECT BROTHERS💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Today’s the day!
I’m about to try…
My first drinkable cheeseburger!!!
I’m so excited :)

drinkable cheeseburger has been located 👌🏻

I told the waiter I was trying my first drinkable cheeseburger and they brought me tick milk!!!!

EEK I think my drinkable cheeseburger is coming guys!!

Kinda nervous 🤭

OMG it’s not what I expected!!!!!

Getting major sandwich vibes from it???

Sooo good I lowkey drank it all!!!!

I ordered ANOTHER drinkable cheeseburger 🙈

This one was even BETTER

Feeling strangely proud of myself right now

Suddenly I was seeing drinkable cheeseburgers everywhere 😳

When you finally get the reference >>>>>

Final drinkable cheeseburger thoughts:
Basically a sandwich??
Goes good with unstable biomass 😋
Completely worth the hype

a little late ain't ya bud!

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