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May 19 @ 6:14am 
knowing how to minimize a window is a pretty low bar for tech support
May 18 @ 9:43pm 
You will never beat the tech support allegations
May 11 @ 1:42pm 
CRIIIIMEEE, IT'S THE WAYY I FLYYY TOOO YOOOOOOUUUU (snaake eaaater)
I'M STILL IN A DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE EEEAETTTTTTTTUUUUTUTUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR
I'M STIIIIIIL INNNNN AA DREEEEEAAAM SNAAAAAKE EEEATTTEEER (snaaake eater)
May 5 @ 9:12pm 
SHAOLIN SHAODWBOXING AND THE WUTANG SWORDSTYLE.. IF WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE..?!
May 5 @ 6:16pm 
You bettah stahp askin' questions you don't want the answers to buddy. I run this joint. This is my operation. G&S Narcopastas incorported. And yes, that stands for Gaben & Statsu. So you bettah watch yo mouth before get involved in this ruckus. And I ain't offering no job if you catch what I'm sayin'
May 5 @ 9:49am 
Serious Question: Why is everyone performing in this comment section?
May 5 @ 9:49am 
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
May 3 @ 6:28am 
😂😂 i want real risks
- sketchy employer
May 3 @ 5:53am 
boom bish boom boom xddddddd he still hasn't replied to me 😂😂 i want real risks
Apr 22 @ 7:16pm 
Hey 👋 loser 🙋‍♂️📷 Would 😍 you 👈💩 like 👍 to 2️⃣ get 😮 rich 💰💰💰 by running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ your 👈 own business 👩‍💼💼 from your mansion 🏰 like me 👈😎 with just your phone ? 📱🤳 Well 🤷‍♀️ you can’t loser 😛 Because I'm running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ a game 🎮 on a whole new level 😂 Now back to reality 🌀 where janitors and ♿ like you 👈 clean the toilets 🚽 after I take the highly intelectual 👨‍💼 s󠀡󠀡hiit out of me 👈😎 and I whoop 🧻 my ass off with yo 👈 annual salary 💲💰
Apr 16 @ 9:39pm 
OIL HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE LEGO MIDDLE EAST

HEY!

FAKE A MASSIVE TERRORIST ATTACK

MOBILIZE THE TROOPS AND REINSTITUTE THE DRAFT

DESTABILIZE THE REGION

THE NEW GEORGE BUSH COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
Apr 15 @ 11:13am 
Just come outside for the night (Yeah)
Take your time, get your light (Yeah)
Johnny Dang, yeah, yeah
I been out geekin' (♥♥♥♥♥)
FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N (Yeah)
FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N (Yeah)
FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N
FE!N, FE!N (Yeah), FE!N, FE!N, FE!N
The career's more at stake when you in your prime (At stake)
♥♥♥♥ that paper, baby, my face on the dotted line (Dot, yeah)
I been flyin' out of town for some peace of mind (Yeah, yeah, ♥♥♥♥♥)
It's like always they just want a piece of mine (Ah)
I been focused on the future, never on right now (Ah)
What I'm sippin' not kombucha, either pink or brown (It's lit)
I'm the one that introduced you to the you right now (Mmm, let's go)
Oh my God, that ♥♥♥♥♥ bitin' (That ♥♥♥♥♥ bitin')
Well, alright (Alright), tryna vibe (I'm tryna vibe this)
In the night, come alive
Ain't asleep, ain't a—, ain't a—, ain't-ain't
Apr 14 @ 11:47pm 
I wrote 2 Sci-fi horror books, I have more than 60 reviews some of them have been mentioned on sites, I'm a script writer, psychologist and programmer.

Good luck with profile comments criticism, I'm sure you're very well educated.
Apr 14 @ 11:43pm 
Ain’t no way bro typing paragraphs in his own comment section 🥀🥀🥀✌️
Apr 14 @ 7:07pm 
performative male in the chat
Apr 14 @ 1:56pm 
I gape on the daily
Apr 14 @ 12:14pm 
Lmaoo little guy talking ♥♥♥♥ while getting carried your entire career 😭 3k hours and you're excited that you're gaping someone with less hours than you. Stay mad bot
Apr 12 @ 9:00pm 
Ain’t no way bro typing paragraphs in his own comment section 🥀🥀🥀✌️
Apr 12 @ 8:05pm 
GOOD HEAVENS, IS THAT A FREAKING 🗿🗿🗿 THE FINALS 🗿🗿🗿 REFERENCE?!?!?! 🔥🔥🔥 CASH OUT 🔥🔥🔥 OR GET OUT 🚪🏃💨 LIGHT BUILDS 🔪💨 ARE SO BASED 😎😎😎 MEDIUM MAINS 💪🧠 ARE THE TRUE GAMERS 💯💯💯 HEAVY HITTERS 💣💥 ARE JUST TRYHARDS 🤢🤮🤮 TURRETS 🤖🔫 ARE FOR NOOBS 😂😂😂 DON'T FORGET TO GRAB THOSE VAULTS 🏦💸 AND YEET THOSE CONTAINERS 📦💨💨 I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RN 🥶🥶🥶 THIS GAME IS PEAK 🏔️🎮 PEAK I TELL YOU!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE FINALS YOU'RE A 🤡🤡🤡 NO CAP 🧢🚫
Apr 9 @ 2:35am 
The Finals? Dead game. Apex has retaken the crown again with S20 launch. 400k+ concurrent daily players compared to this beautiful 20-30k lmfao. It's not even close. This game had tons of potential, but the devs loved to take their sweet time with fixes/balance updates/ranked updates. For fun games have no place in the market anymore unfortunately, if you release an FPS game you better go all in on the competitive scene or else it'll die. This game has hands down the absolute worst ranked system on earth. Plus devs even said they won't be focusing on the competitive side much. Which means this game is dead in the water. Sure, some people play games for fun. But not very many people play ONLINE PVP FPS games for fun. And that shows in the numbers.
Apr 9 @ 12:28am 
what causes statsu??
Apr 8 @ 10:30pm 
hey, I'm actually a guy.
Apr 6 @ 11:25pm 
theres far too much simping going on here im out
Apr 6 @ 9:19pm 
jesus.. that's the most cringe one yet
Apr 6 @ 11:10am 
o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....
Apr 3 @ 9:00pm 
bottoms up the club statsu was out when i last saw him
Mar 16 @ 12:19am 
Juice solos the OD list
Mar 15 @ 10:42pm 
Juice Solos Jermaine Bore
Mar 9 @ 1:53am 
least mischievous albanian
Mar 8 @ 9:35pm 
وووووووووoooaaahhhhhhh
Mar 8 @ 4:36pm 
this guy is a bad guy, edated my younger sister on discords and broke her hart, please report
Feb 25 @ 9:47pm 
JuiceWRLD spams lucky chloe infinite kick in Tekken 7
Feb 25 @ 12:51pm 
JuiceWRLD solos
Feb 18 @ 3:23am 
you know whats an undefeatable combination? Pee pee poo poo.
Feb 6 @ 2:25pm 
undefeatable combination
Feb 6 @ 1:46pm 
stats and nablet
Feb 5 @ 10:19pm 
habibi, come to Fangwai City
Feb 5 @ 9:58pm 
the only thing that's meant to be together is The Finals and my free time
Feb 5 @ 9:42pm 
this is honestly tragic, I thought you were both meant to be together ;(
Feb 5 @ 9:15pm 
ya khra . I though i was the one
Feb 5 @ 3:37pm 
nooo, my heart belongs to another!
Feb 2 @ 3:20pm 
Absolutely good sir.

also love him back ↓
Jan 27 @ 8:28am 
ily habibi pls love me back
Jan 24 @ 7:50pm 
can you weirdos stop talking about young boys on my profile? thanks
Jan 22 @ 7:11pm 
This Jorin guy has some sort of fetish with men touching young boys, if you were a type of file you would definitely be a PDF file
Jan 13 @ 2:41am 
HABIBIS
Jan 10 @ 8:47pm 
HOUDINI TOUCH MY TRALALA~!~!
Jan 10 @ 8:46pm 
houdini touches young boys
Jan 1 @ 8:35pm 
holy jorin D1 fan, crazy work grown ahh man camping another mans comments
Jan 1 @ 8:34pm 
JuiceWRLD > ur fav artist :dealersmile: