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Jul 7, 2025 @ 11:00am 
wanna one more?
Jul 9, 2022 @ 7:14am 
Bdizzle are you still salty?
Jun 17, 2019 @ 11:43am 
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Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
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Sep 15, 2018 @ 9:49pm 
what a teammate to play with, let the flames roll on my toxic friend
Jul 8, 2018 @ 8:57am 
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Jun 28, 2018 @ 7:10am 
+rep fun to play with
May 15, 2018 @ 8:53pm 
Pretty bad sportmanship from dis douche
Mar 23, 2018 @ 11:30pm 
So you're going by Keyy5 now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
Feb 25, 2018 @ 8:07am 
gg
Feb 25, 2018 @ 8:06am 
gg
Feb 25, 2018 @ 8:06am 
done
Feb 25, 2018 @ 8:06am 
Keyy5: u win ill uninstall
Feb 24, 2018 @ 7:52pm 
Baileym8 - Today at 3:16 PM
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rawr Oh no! You scwared me in dinoswaur :3
Feb 6, 2018 @ 5:34pm 
Absolute oxygen thief -rep
Dec 22, 2017 @ 5:11pm 
What a killer
Sep 3, 2017 @ 4:57am 
+rep
Aug 16, 2017 @ 7:49am 
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Aug 3, 2017 @ 8:30pm 
<3
Aug 3, 2017 @ 8:23pm 
+rep this guy is a legend, nicest person :D
Jul 27, 2017 @ 6:35am 
:D
Jul 27, 2017 @ 6:35am 
He's back....
Jun 20, 2017 @ 4:24am 
never forget
Jun 19, 2017 @ 2:30am 
It's been fun <3
Jun 14, 2017 @ 5:15pm 
It's been fun <3
Jun 14, 2017 @ 6:57am 
DED
RIP
Jun 14, 2017 @ 6:08am 
he ded so sed:steamsad:
Jun 5, 2017 @ 5:17am 
SHHH DONT TELL PEOPLE!!
Jun 5, 2017 @ 4:30am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
May 25, 2017 @ 4:38am 
If you have a twitch account can you please help out Tahit's Rocket League Tournament. Its free to donate $1 dollar using code: Tahit1 over at: https://matcherino.com/b/tournaments/6270/donations
May 16, 2017 @ 9:08am 
accepted your friend request.
message me when you are online.
May 14, 2017 @ 6:12am 
This PoS
May 11, 2017 @ 6:09am 
it was true love <3
May 11, 2017 @ 5:34am 
not sure if sarcasm or true love
May 9, 2017 @ 3:17am 
<3
May 9, 2017 @ 2:07am 
+rep fun for some doubles
May 8, 2017 @ 10:44pm 
hahaha ikr waste of time
May 8, 2017 @ 9:29pm 
dunno why anyone would want to know this guy.
May 5, 2017 @ 3:16pm 
hahaha already got that one ;)
May 5, 2017 @ 8:46am 
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- 5x Bananas $7.00
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Mar 28, 2017 @ 10:50pm 
+rep chill guy
Mar 15, 2017 @ 7:06am 
+rep great trader
Feb 27, 2017 @ 6:30am 
A guy walks into a bar and sees a SIGN that reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand JOB: $10.00

He CHECKS his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.

"Are you the one who gives the hand JOBS?" he asks.

"Yes," she purrs. "I am."

"Well, wash YOUR frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"
Feb 27, 2017 @ 6:09am 
We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)


Please respond back to us using your old email:
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Feb 26, 2017 @ 5:01am 
<3
Feb 26, 2017 @ 5:00am 
<3
Feb 21, 2017 @ 4:49pm 
flacid
Jan 20, 2017 @ 5:02am 
Nice!
Dec 30, 2016 @ 6:29pm 
thx link ;)
Dec 30, 2016 @ 6:27pm 
give key some lovin