SURVIVOR:

Why did I bring the killer to you?
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THERE.

Why did I standing at a gen doing nothing?
Waiting for pain res. :)

Why am I around the map not doing a gen?
I'm lost
Looking for a hex
Looking for a totem
Trying to figure out how to get someone without the killer seeing me.

Why am I not unhooking you?
I'm being chased.
My gen is almost done.
I'm injured and on death hook.
You will get tunneled.
Someone else is going to unhook you.
I'm on the other side of the map.

Why did I not heal you?
You ran away from me.

KILLER:
Note: It is not my fault your teammate threw the game

Why did I "tunnel"?
I didn't, you were probably the only person I saw and as killer my job is to yk... kill you.
1-2 gens left, I need to get someone out of the game... sorry.
You t-bagged.
Head-on or head-on + flashbang.
Sabo warrior. Please go do a gen and go away.
You have a hateful name.

Why did I slug?
There is a specific person on your team I want to kill and I'm using you as bait.
I was trying to give you a love tap and didn't realize your endurance wore off already, oops.
I felt bad accidentally tunneling you and left you on the ground so someone could get you.
I meant to hit your teammate and you got in the way.
You wont get out of my face. Stay on the ground and think about your life choices.
Your teammates are waiting for a save and I'm not going to let them get it.

Why wasn't I nice when you dropped your item/crouch spammed at me?
Xenomorph = sweaty.
As much as I would love to be nice all of the time I do actually have to kill you when I am playing killer.
You tried to bully me before you tried to be nice.
You left a teammate to die on hook and now I have to kill all of you.