Den här grabben är en rutinerad onanerare - gick förbi hans hus häromdagen och jävlar vilken chock jag fick. Jag såg igenom hans fönster att han satt och tokrunakde till Jabba the Hutt på sin 110' 8k TV. Jag knackade på och sa genast upp bekantskapen med honom - och jag uppmanar er till att göra likadant. Jag har även konsulterat min farbror som är en ninja, och i morgon ska vi åka till honom och hänga honom upp och ned i taket. Sen ska vi mata honom med rabarber och paprika för att rengöra honom från detta smutsiga beteende. Endast då, kan jag återuppta vänskapen med honom

-Rep Efter ett bra lir i cs:go, addade jag honom eftersom han verkade vara en cool snubbe. Vi började chatta med varandra och efter ett par månader blev vi riktigt goda vänner. Många trevliga samtal, massor av bra CS matcher och framför allt utvecklade vi en nära vänskap.
Jag bjöd in honom till ett csgo-lan hemma hos mig. Han tackade ja och jag såg fram emot att han skulle komma. När han dök upp, tryckte han upp mig mot väggen och började nafsa mig i örat, jag kände hans styva kuk mot mitt lår. Jag slog honom på käften och one-tappade honom. Det visade sig att han var bög. Skum snubbe, lita inte på honom!

-rep verygood skills. impressive. he owned me on nuke gg

the GOAT

cheating loser

hi

Greg

this chick has to be like, 10x more stupid than the average e-girl. Like I can't put into words the pain that she makes me feel. It's somewhere in between rage, sorrow, and sickliness. The greatest thing that could happen in 2021 is the eradication of this bish

+rep idk i just found ur account

+rep, I clipped his coins again, mf falls for it every time

imagine there was a big ass dragon with its ♥♥♥♥ hanging down coming your direction and since its faster it grabs you by your waist and inserts his massive schlong in you, are you into penguins or do you want to eat pizza

do society a favor and order a neck and rope

Last Friday I was date raped at the Tik Tok Rizz Party. I was chaperoning and the last thing I remember was being sweet talked by some kid in a blue shirt. I watched the security camera footage and it looks like while I was being sweat talked, some turkish shít put roophalin in my punch. I passed out almost immediately but for some reason they held my head in the punch bowl for about two minutes trying to drown me. They then dragged me behind the bleachers and went to work on me, sexually speaking that is. I have to hand it to these kids they really know how to work the female body. After they had their rounds it looked like they tweeted about it because a line of maybe 30 young men soon gathered and one by one they worked me in like formula 1 tires. I was not awake this entire time. The next morning it was the school principal who has a record of sexual assault who found me. He had his strokes then thankfully did drag me out and drive me to the hospital in his 2003 Plymouth Prowler.

ggs m8

Listen here tough guy, don't come at me with your WELL WORN Howl, broke ass piece of ♥♥♥♥. Don't make me get my dad down here

your whole personality now makes sense to me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you ugly AF. ahahahahahahah
♥♥♥♥ YT videos btw, really like the 480p face cam. Should probs shave that rat nest of a beard you got going on.

Listen here tough guy, don't come at me with your WELL WORN Howl, broke ass piece of ♥♥♥♥. Don't make me get my dad down here

Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now
You can't see me, my time is now!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last Friday I was date raped at the Tik Tok Rizz Party. I was chaperoning and the last thing I remember was being sweet talked by some kid in a blue shirt. I watched the security camera footage and it looks like while I was being sweat talked, some turkish shít put roophalin in my punch. I passed out almost immediately but for some reason they held my head in the punch bowl for about two minutes trying to drown me. They then dragged me behind the bleachers and went to work on me, sexually speaking that is. I have to hand it to these kids they really know how to work the female body. After they had their rounds it looked like they tweeted about it because a line of maybe 30 young men soon gathered and one by one they worked me in like formula 1 tires. I was not awake this entire time. The next morning it was the school principal who has a record of sexual assault who found me. He had his strokes then thankfully did drag me out and drive me to the hospital in his 2003 Plymouth Prowler.

My gender reassignment surgery was a complete success. I got the whole nine-yards done, everything from my new vaginer, vocalizer modification (to sound feminine), breast implants, surgical hair removal, anál bleaching, uterus transplant (somewhat botched) and time triggered blood release to mimic my monthly period. However it was not without small complications.
1: My vocalizer modification failed prompting an emergency lobotomy which has left the entire left side of my body paralyzed and my jaw completely immobile, now requiring a permanent liquid feeding solution attached to my larynx

2: The uterus transplant, which required the shortening of my intestines now means I go bathroom almost immediately after eating or drinking

3: An experimental surgery to make me more emotional has now caused me to see exclusively colors less than 400nm meaning most of what I see is violet and I am legally not allowed to drive. Nevertheless, it was a great experience and I anticipate the future

just look at this profile to know this guy is a moron

hi its me moondrop_sundrop435

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Post this windmill on 5 other profiles to keep Steam properly air conditioned.

rip ur knife

Added for skeleton black pearl trade

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holy chud

-rep chud that hides his chudness

+rep made me feel like a woman

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why'd you block me bud,,,,,,, I thought we were best pals,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

лох позорный

this person was on the island (so was i awesome place tbh)

Weiner smol

Added about your m9 sapphire

-rep clown

has great chowder recipes

wanted a slice, calls me the deli man now

ty for stickers <3

Ty for the stickers! W streamer!

ty for stickers

ty for stickers

-rep clown

Ty for the free stickers :)

Hey, thanks for the items! :)

Hey Bro , i add you :D , i want to quick discuss , btw nice b the monster

+rep hot skinz

Bro is broke and spent all his money on bits.... gg. time to dump the inventory