In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand.

One day,yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation.

But, mistake!

Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad.

I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money.

Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life.

My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose.

I good surgeon.

The best!

Probably the nicest guy on the Internet.

Heh. Video games are a great side hobby.

HELLO

HELLO

trap dog

♥♥♥♥♥.

sexy dude.

you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ troll