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Feb 16, 2024 @ 1:43pm 
4 Bar cheap character abuser, i'm sure you will get high in the ranks bro!
Feb 12, 2024 @ 2:04pm 
marvellous
Apr 9, 2023 @ 9:50am 
gf is prego
we like to get kinky anyways
one night things get particularly saucy
i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
ohshitohshitohshitohshit
i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
she's still bleeding everywhere
by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
storm into the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
he takes one look at ther and says
"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"
"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
Apr 28, 2018 @ 12:07pm 
watx ur bak arend luton nxt time boi
Nov 12, 2017 @ 3:04pm 
(ง'̀-'́)ง 1v1 me outside tesco
Jun 6, 2016 @ 11:56pm 
ur so hansom
May 30, 2016 @ 9:40am 
uir sogood at evertyhing
Mar 18, 2016 @ 7:50am 
ur amazinb
Feb 13, 2015 @ 8:53am 
ur socool
Mar 12, 2014 @ 6:20am 
♥♥♥ near my profile again and i'll rek u m8
Nov 8, 2012 @ 6:26am 
What if we don't have a heart, Don-Don?
Sep 26, 2012 @ 9:21am 
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Sep 23, 2012 @ 3:30am 
Lol posting this september next year xD
Sep 12, 2011 @ 12:59am 
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Sep 1, 2011 @ 7:55am 
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