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Jun 2 @ 1:14pm 
a sh1tter's sh1tter
May 19 @ 4:09pm 
3.1k hours = 4 kills + rep goated unc
May 16 @ 2:09pm 
rou that's what you did the entire game bro hahaha
May 16 @ 1:32pm 
Toxic, baits and doesn't communicate; except to complain.
Jan 23 @ 3:21pm 
Add me papi. Let's run it ...
Nov 5, 2025 @ 7:44pm 
-rep room temperature iq
Nov 4, 2025 @ 4:56pm 
+rep insane player.

just needs to work on his communication, teamplay, pistols, positioning, rifles, coordination, AWP, utility, clutching, confidence, aiming, economy management, movement and entries.
Aug 25, 2025 @ 11:43am 
great game, buddy
Aug 9, 2025 @ 12:09pm 
Time to shine in the gaming arena, add me, please
Jun 1, 2025 @ 1:52pm 
Aim perfection
May 11, 2025 @ 5:54am 
+rep, we played with u before, gr8 player and good guy 🔥🔥🔥
Apr 2, 2025 @ 7:58pm 
+rep foreskin
Jan 27, 2025 @ 7:12pm 
+rep nice 4k srry for the kick, btw we still won!
May 28, 2024 @ 9:04pm 
I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.
May 2, 2024 @ 9:33pm 
im still his friend in real life. he uses cheats he bought for 180 USD they are sick but -rep for exploiting game. sorry bud. his name IRL is Jordan Hembree
Jun 13, 2023 @ 11:41pm 
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Apr 23, 2023 @ 9:59pm 
im his friend in real life. he uses cheats he bought for 180 USD they are sick but -rep for exploiting game. sorry bud. his name IRL is Jordan Hembree
Oct 11, 2020 @ 7:16pm 
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Jun 16, 2019 @ 1:04pm 
you have a friend thats lvl 86....i fear him
Apr 24, 2018 @ 2:30am 
:(
Apr 23, 2018 @ 12:34pm 
CSS*
Apr 22, 2018 @ 2:39pm 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.

Don't trust this guy.
Mar 19, 2018 @ 10:50am 
Those are some nice eyes you've got there.
Nov 12, 2017 @ 9:17pm 
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BURN IT PLEASE, NO
Nov 12, 2017 @ 9:17pm 
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Nov 12, 2017 @ 9:14pm 
Nice.
Nov 12, 2017 @ 9:14pm 
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Nov 12, 2017 @ 9:10pm 
Seriously, the lower legs. Where they be at?
Nov 12, 2017 @ 9:10pm 
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Mar 25, 2017 @ 11:26pm 
Where is that dogs lower legs?
Mar 25, 2017 @ 5:42pm 
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Mar 25, 2017 @ 5:22pm 
THIS IS MADNESS
Dec 31, 2016 @ 11:28pm 
Happy New Year to all the bastards below this post.
Dec 29, 2016 @ 4:34pm 
Saltier than the dead sea:steamsalty:
Nov 9, 2015 @ 4:05pm 
WE HAPPY AS ♥♥♥♥
Nov 9, 2015 @ 4:05pm 
NAH YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAPPY NOW
Nov 9, 2015 @ 4:04pm 
Stop it MEMO
Nov 9, 2015 @ 4:04pm 
Do i need to change my name to "Mister Meemo" to make you happy?
Nov 9, 2015 @ 4:04pm 
Wow... i see how you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are...
Nov 9, 2015 @ 4:00pm 
Hey Filthy, I love you.
Nov 9, 2015 @ 4:00pm 
I hate you with all of my heart. I will find you and ♥♥♥♥ so far down your throat that you will never be able to mumble the words "castle crashers" ever again.
Oct 8, 2015 @ 12:49am 
I actually almost believed this ♥♥♥♥ it was so funny.
Aug 13, 2015 @ 4:51pm 
I'll be sure to buy the extra packages this upcoming renewal period!
Aug 13, 2015 @ 1:52am 
Yes, we have lowered the price, just for you, since you are one of our BIGGEST members!
Aug 13, 2015 @ 1:27am 
Only $29.99? Damn that is one big ass discount from the $299.99 I was paying!
Aug 12, 2015 @ 10:37pm 
Your membership will be Expiring, Make sure to Pay $29.99
Aug 12, 2015 @ 10:17pm 
Oh my! Thank you for the notification ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'll be getting directly on that as soon as possible, my member hasn't been getting the direct attention it deserves!
Aug 12, 2015 @ 6:50pm 
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