Recent reviews by Pyro Simba ☪

Things I enjoyed:
- guns
- slavery
- dungeons
- slavery
- cute Pals
- slavery
- butchering said cute Pals
- slavery
- trafficking of said cute Pals
- slavery
- human trafficking
- slavery
- & slavery

Things I did not enjoy:
- the pathfinding

10/10 would enslave again...



...and then play Palworld.

The game is certainly rough around the edges but it is otherwise pretty fun and makes Zionists seethe.
InshAllah, Palestine will be free soon.

If the CIA ever wants to destroy low-income neighborhoods again, they should distribute this game instead of crack.

Very beautiful game and well worth the price.
+ you play as a cat, that's reason enough.

This game ends friendships.
I didn't need them anyway...

The time I spent playing this game could've been spent...
...studying
...applying for jobs
...making friends irl
...getting a wife
...spending time with my family
...working out
...becoming a better man in general

From the time I spent in this game, I got...
...an extremely racist and homophobic vocabulary
...free Russian lessons
...anger management issues
...borderline autistic tendencies
...sleep deprivation

10/10 would never uninstall this game and correct my life

P.S. PLEASE for the love of all that is holy, practice in Deathmatch and Casual as well as perfect your cross-hair and mouse sensitivity before you jump into competitive. People will thank you for it.

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FORRRRRRRRR!!!

Decent game, puzzles weren't too hard. You can finish this game really quickly.

Feels broken. Jump height definitely needs fixing.

go in blind. trust me