3 Minutes doggy style is actually 21 minutes dog time.

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LethalDumpster
BUY ONE FIRE IN A BOX IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES, AND YOULL GET TWICE THE FIRE FOR FREE!!!!

Craqy: I'm boutta ♥♥♥♥ this frog, he's gotta ribbit on him.

Work Buddy: Drop your pants and spread your wallet.

Artoria: We're playing destiny 2 right?
Racczilla: Nah we're playing genital jousting
Artoria: OwO... wait thats a real game?
*hours later*
Racczilla: *gifts both artoria the game*
Artoria: YOUR AN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LMAO

Racczilla: I won’t be attending game night tonight, work messed up my schedule and now I gotta take it like a tiny pornstar doing anal with a BBC.
BreadwardTheThird: ♥♥♥♥. Lube up then.
Racczilla: *sends pic of lube* dw work has me covered.
BreadwardTheThird: “Have a splash” Yes, Gimme dirty lube splashback.