http://orcz.com/Borderlands_2:_Golden_Key#Latest_Shift_Codes

Thanks for buying me Battlefield 3 m8!! (dont tell blam though, he'll get jealous)

Remember when I put a countdown timer to have you collect potatoes to boot me up?

You were like "NO WAYY"

That was great...

Dave!

Merry Christmas m8 :D

Blam is getting offended now, he has some competition in the Dwarf dating scene!

He's actually turned to dating dwarf's!

I'm not saying hes short or anything but an old lady had to help him up a kerb the other day

ssshhhh. he was tryin to keep that quiet!

the cross is a substitute for a small penis!