WARNING! KEEP READING THIS OR YOU WILL DIE, EVEN IF YOU JUST GLANCED AT THE TEXT IN CAPS, BECAUSE APPARENTLY I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH A STUPID MESSAGE! Once there was a troll, and he thought of a great way to get people to read his messages by telling them that they would die if they didn't finish the message. So, he made this big long story about a girl who was possessed. That sparked attention, so he then made one about Skibidi Toilet characters in Garry's Mod. He was so pleased with himself, telling other people to share the message so that the spam could keep going. It became so bad that Gaben's eyes bled from all the spam messages that he had to remove personally from Steam, and it caused several Valve employees to have brain damage. Now you've read my story; share it with others (just don't spam it somewhere!), talk about it, and ignore stupid copypastas that tell you you'll die if you don't do what it says! Thank you, and God bless!

Wow, steam. I can't believe i'm here, the place where dreams come true. Oh my god, a gamer girl. This is so crazy, ma'am has anyone told you that you are beautiful. W-would you like to play a game some time :3

waow this is awesomesauce

this user gave me big smilies !!!

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