Recent reviews by Rat Hallucinator

THEY WILL NOT DESTROY OUR WAY OF LIFE!
FOR SUPER EARTH!

I had to change this review to negative for the Sony thing and now i have to change it to negative again. This time its not becuse of Sony but Arrowhead. I'm not gonna write an entire essay about this but for gods sake stop nerfing good weapons while giving the most whimpy buffs to weapons that basically nobody ever uses or just pretend like they dont exist. Buff the weapons that needs buffs, make your weapons and the game fun.

very gud

To sum it up:
Good game
Maybe in fact best game?

Performance is mostly solid, 60 fps all around dips to 40 at some performance heavy places but usually gets back to 60
Ryzen 5 5600X
GTX 1800
16 GB ram
WD SN750 NVMe M.2 SSD

Beware the unspeakable one, him who shall not be named, you will recognize him by the giant shell on his back, for his gastropod nature cannot be hidden. Heed my warning, or writhe in maddening agony as the laws of physics will contort around you. Soon your mind will be gone and all that remains are the incessant whispers of the mad god:

"v o l u m e t r i c"
"e c o n o m y"
"p r e m i u m"

Why just choose one job in real life when you can abandon society, crash land on an alien planet and take up the mantle of civilization yourself. You are an aristocrat, engineer, and warmonger. You will dish out punishment with grenades at machine gun speeds and eerie precision to those who deserve it (trees, aliens etc.). You will literally throw railway tracks out the window of the locomotive as to construct the railway in front of you while riding at dangerous speeds. You will feast on fine dining fish and nothing else because it is the finest of foods a gentlengineer can consume. You are a god and no man or alien will stop you.

I am a simple man. I get to slay dragons with overwhelming cannon fire? I get to devour armies of men with giant spiders? I get to destroy the world with legions of heavily armed warmongering soldiers? I get to trample ratmen with hordes of dinosaurs? I get to raise armies of the undead and cackle as the living flee in fear? I play game hundreds of hours. Simple.

When the devs put in traps into the game that instakill you when you set them up you know the devs arent ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious.


Only buy this game if you like playing in 15 fps.

THE CARS ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE DOOR

Don't buy this game for pc.
Controls are beyond broken, so bring a controller.

This game is a blast and a time consumer when it isnt crashing 24/7 or the ai pisses you off by being completely retarded.