respectable surfer

Don't trust max

im gonna violate your couch

FIRST!!!

I am the lord of Pu$$i

hey how did you know

how much ♥♥♥♥♥ do you get?

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WARNING DO NOT SEX WITH THIS PERSON!!!!1!
we were have sexy time in roblox and i pull out my ♥♥♥♥ (4.5 inch) while touching her blox (very big) thEN SHE ALLSO PULL OUT ♥♥♥♥
WOMAN DO NOT ♥♥♥♥!!!1!1!!!!!1!!!!1!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!1111!!

SPACE IS AN ACTUAL G O D

Morphine solves all problems. MORPHINE, Space.

-rep doesnt eat baby spines

-rep wants to take me to a boobie show

🤺 Hungar! Get ready to d-d-d-duel 🔜 Yugi! ⚔️ I'm coming 🛴 for that blue eyes 👁👁 white dragon 🐉. Be sure to smash that 🔥fire🔥 💯L I K E B U T T O N💯 and spread this to all the people who make you party 🎉 with bleach 🎊

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cool dude who can destroy CSAT scrubs with a toaster

They may say I'm a memer
But I'm not the only one
We hope some day you will join us
And the memes will live as one

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS
SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII

Mr.Dr.Professer Invader , how could I set you up

It's off, you set me up

sooo , how bout dem deal

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or you can go where no one has gone or THINK of going (plaent HODMIDANCOWSXA) and learn how to quickscope find the blue hotdog , he will teach you everything on quickscoping or if you go the red hamburger he will teach you the opposite of quickscope , SCOPING

pretty sure 2 + 2 = quickscope

Tell me how to quickscope and we have a deal

OK OK lets raise the deal eh? How about $1,000,000,000

Nope

I would like to buy them ILLEGALLY for $8,000 I HEARD they be good in the COLD

Maybe

I heard this is where they make bacon from space pigs you invade

NOW murry christmas :D

U DA BEST MAN :DDD

Happy MURRY CHRISWMASS eve
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Thanks Tom, hope you like the one I got you too :D

heyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyyeyeyyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyyeyeyeyeyy. Enjoy the gift.

im a toaster

im a potato

my cross-eyed cow days are over. I am now a microwave

cross eyed cow