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Jul 14 @ 2:41am 
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Jan 5 @ 8:37am 
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic,
Jan 5 @ 8:36am 
while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine
Jan 5 @ 8:36am 
tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying,
devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, ♥♥♥♥♥ popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening,
Jan 5 @ 8:36am 
devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride. till my throat memorizes every vein. till the doctors think he changed my red blood cells white. till we create the next ocean. till he changes my dna to his. till my holes speak to him in Morse codeNo flash warning? I have epilepsy and my legs are shaking and spreading. Raw next question. I have NOTHING appropriate to say. 5 mins and a hair tie. Both lips HURT. Bedsheet- soaked. To infinity and beyond. A tear rolled down my leg. This made my whole week, sorry I meant hole weak.
Sep 23, 2025 @ 2:50am 
He has a magnificent beard +rep
Oct 31, 2023 @ 5:37am 
a dirty potato living his best life on the farm with his stupid little potato family who recently attended the funeral of their pet spud +rep
Apr 22, 2022 @ 8:24pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Mar 3, 2021 @ 2:17am 
peepeepoopoo amogus:FastCockroach:
Feb 28, 2020 @ 5:08am 
where are my heckin legs bro :steamsad:
Apr 9, 2019 @ 8:56pm 
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Apr 9, 2019 @ 5:33pm 
THE ADOBE POLICE (Sam) 11 hours ago
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Apr 9, 2019 @ 6:19am 
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Apr 8, 2019 @ 5:52pm 
THE ADOBE POLICE (Sam) 13 hours ago
I will eat the children (iki) 28 minutes ago
THE ADOBE POLICE (smaaaam) 7 hours ago
Spaghetti Bjorfer
Games 66

12.9 hrs on record
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Merry Easter 5 Apr @ 9:25pm
I will eat the children 2 minutes ago
THE ADOBE POLICE Just now
I will eat the children Just now
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I will eat the children 5 Apr @ 8:47pm
THE ADOBE POLICE 1 hour ago
I will eat the children 2 minutes ago
THE ADOBE POLICE Just now
I will eat the children Just now
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Apr 5, 2019 @ 3:25am 
I will eat the children 2 minutes ago
THE ADOBE POLICE Just now
I will eat the children Just now
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Apr 4, 2019 @ 9:30pm 
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Apr 7, 2018 @ 5:18am 
. . . . . . .(`. . .)—–'.).
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. . . . . . . . . ,'. . . . . . . .o. .o__
. . . . . . . . . l. . . . . . . . . . . . . )
. . . . . . . . ./'`~-.. . . . . . . . . .,'
. . . . . . ., /.,.-~-.' -.,. . . ..'–~`
. . . . . . /. ./. . . . .}. .` -..,/
. . . . . /. ,'___. . :/. . . . . I
. . . . /'`-.l. . . `'-..'........ . .\.........
. . . /. . .I. . . . . . . . . .)-....l . . . .)
. ..l. . . . .\ —_____---. . . .,'__---
. .',. . ,....... . . . . . . . . .,'
. . \. .' ,/. . . . `,. . . . . . /_________________________________________
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Dec 28, 2017 @ 4:35am 
Why Oliver And Ki Why
Aug 13, 2017 @ 6:27am 
Jul 4, 2017 @ 2:17am 
Poodles
Apr 25, 2017 @ 4:14am 
+Rep German Chicks
Oct 14, 2015 @ 12:15am 
yes daniel bacon



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Oct 13, 2015 @ 1:59am 
bacon?
Oct 13, 2015 @ 1:43am 
nice brook nice...... :steamfacepalm:
Oct 12, 2015 @ 4:37am 
i like piss
Oct 12, 2015 @ 3:21am 
this is why we are friends :steamhappy:
Jun 17, 2015 @ 10:29pm 
My mums cat
Aug 28, 2014 @ 10:13pm 
shhshshshshhahahahhahahah
Aug 28, 2014 @ 10:12pm 
GRAAAH
Aug 28, 2014 @ 10:10pm 
you already know Platinum Turtle
Aug 28, 2014 @ 10:09pm 
even though
Aug 28, 2014 @ 10:09pm 
tell you
Aug 28, 2014 @ 10:09pm 
going to
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ma
Aug 28, 2014 @ 10:09pm 
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Aug 28, 2014 @ 10:09pm 
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Aug 24, 2014 @ 1:07pm 
hey oli can u tell me which person on ur friends list is hugh ?
Jun 28, 2014 @ 9:00pm 
-(^-^)-
Jun 25, 2014 @ 10:36pm 
i love my games