Comments
Apr 15 @ 3:59pm 
You still losing at RL Splat?
Feb 25 @ 3:47pm 
Mohammed is speaking facts, bro sucks at rocket league & touches up his cat. dirty slut
Jan 7 @ 11:15am 
- REP STUPID DOG USELESS GO KILL UR SELF
Oct 2, 2025 @ 6:57am 
Everyone hates you haha you stupid ♥♥♥♥.
Sep 26, 2025 @ 1:46pm 
du loser, machs endlich und beende
Aug 1, 2025 @ 11:45pm 
Yo bro you commented on my profile thank you. I am super healthy thank you for asking!
Jul 30, 2025 @ 8:40am 
toxic 12 year old. Very bad at RL
Jul 24, 2025 @ 4:40pm 
best GK i've ever seen
Jun 8, 2025 @ 10:08pm 
signedf by Real rocket league
Jun 4, 2025 @ 7:32pm 
Actually get help from a professional. The way you act is literally bad for everyone...
I would be happy to hear you be positive for atleast once in your life :D
Jun 26, 2024 @ 8:04am 
+rep chill guy, good teammate in rl
Jun 16, 2024 @ 5:24am 
3.6k hours, 150 full days of playtime and still barely champ. lol
Mar 28, 2024 @ 9:22pm 
Most comments in German call you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Most in English call you a toxic trash. Sit down. Close Steam and think about what you're doing with your life by being ♥♥♥♥ toxic ♥♥♥♥ with 12 year old girl's voice.
Mar 28, 2024 @ 9:13pm 
3.6k hours on RL and still ♥♥♥♥. Still couldn't be me lmao. Should be you who should be thinking about how you write to others when all you could've done is to award 'Jester' to my review and left it as it is.

Take that gun, place it on your head and follow your leader. Racist scum
Mar 27, 2024 @ 6:32am 
Almost 3.6k hours on RL and still so bad at the game. Couldn't be me. Use the rope. You need it more than I do.

Take the advice of 172 other comments and end yourself.
Mar 16, 2024 @ 10:00pm 
U are so noob at rocket league my god ahah
Mar 14, 2024 @ 11:34pm 
Shut you ♥♥♥♥♥ ass up and utilise the rope for yourself that you're telling others to use.
Feb 21, 2024 @ 6:29am 
Mind your own business Lil bro. I'll review something however it fits
Dec 26, 2023 @ 10:28am 
L
Dec 24, 2023 @ 11:17am 
L bozo :emofdr:
Sep 19, 2023 @ 5:09am 
Gnagnagna, I'm so bad gnagnagna, that's you say on my steam profile right ?
Aug 6, 2023 @ 1:11pm 
im so glad i read these comments, this guy is such a pathetic little human. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, after throwing a rl match because he ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up too many times, he wished cancer on our sisters brothers or someshit. im unsure. sad little boy
Jul 27, 2023 @ 10:54am 
Let me talk to you as your father, I literally smashed your ass while the whole lobby was watching. That must've been embarassing... You had to leave and get banned cuz you couldn't handle it bozo. 3482h of pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ while a player half of your experience literally ran over your little dummy head over and over, you weren't even able to spawn and I was already there chasing your big fat stinky ass mf, while you only begged for me not to demolish you again. Watch some Zen replays before touching Rankeds again, sad part is I will never encounter you again since I literally climbed up the ladder this beautiful game has this afternoon and I'm back to my normal rank, hope you the best (you getting a man's voice) big fat chungus 12 year old kid.
Jul 27, 2023 @ 10:54am 
Let me talk to you as your father, I literally smashed your ass while the whole lobby was watching. That must've been embarassing... You had to leave and get banned cuz you couldn't handle it bozo. 3482h of pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ while a player half of your experience literally ran over your little dummy head over and over, you weren't even able to spawn and I was already there chasing your big fat stinky ass mf, while you only begged for me not to demolish you again. Watch some Zen replays before touching Rankeds again, sad part is I will never encounter you again since I literally climbed up the ladder this beautiful game has this afternoon and I'm back to my normal rank, hope you the best (you getting a man's voice) big fat chungus 12 year old kid.
Jul 27, 2023 @ 10:54am 
Let me talk to you as your father, I literally smashed your ass while the whole lobby was watching. That must've been embarassing... You had to leave and get banned cuz you couldn't handle it bozo. 3482h of pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ while a player half of your experience literally ran over your little dummy head over and over, you weren't even able to spawn and I was already there chasing your big fat stinky ass mf, while you only begged for me not to demolish you again. Watch some Zen replays before touching Rankeds again, sad part is I will never encounter you again since I literally climbed up the ladder this beautiful game has this afternoon and I'm back to my normal rank, hope you the best (you getting a man's voice) big fat chungus 12 year old kid.
Jul 27, 2023 @ 10:54am 
Let me talk to you as your father, I literally smashed your ass while the whole lobby was watching. That must've been embarassing... You had to leave and get banned cuz you couldn't handle it bozo. 3482h of pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ while a player half of your experience literally ran over your little dummy head over and over, you weren't even able to spawn and I was already there chasing your big fat stinky ass mf, while you only begged for me not to demolish you again. Watch some Zen replays before touching Rankeds again, sad part is I will never encounter you again since I literally climbed up the ladder this beautiful game has this afternoon and I'm back to my normal rank, hope you the best (you getting a man's voice) big fat chungus 12 year old kid.
Jul 27, 2023 @ 10:54am 
Let me talk to you as your father, I literally smashed your ass while the whole lobby was watching. That must've been embarassing... You had to leave and get banned cuz you couldn't handle it bozo. 3482h of pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ while a player half of your experience literally ran over your little dummy head over and over, you weren't even able to spawn and I was already there chasing your big fat stinky ass mf, while you only begged for me not to demolish you again. Watch some Zen replays before touching Rankeds again, sad part is I will never encounter you again since I literally climbed up the ladder this beautiful game has this afternoon and I'm back to my normal rank, hope you the best (you getting a man's voice) big fat chungus 12 year old kid.
Jul 27, 2023 @ 10:54am 
Let me talk to you as your father, I literally smashed your ass while the whole lobby was watching. That must've been embarassing... You had to leave and get banned cuz you couldn't handle it bozo. 3482h of pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ while a player half of your experience literally ran over your little dummy head over and over, you weren't even able to spawn and I was already there chasing your big fat stinky ass mf, while you only begged for me not to demolish you again. Watch some Zen replays before touching Rankeds again, sad part is I will never encounter you again since I literally climbed up the ladder this beautiful game has this afternoon and I'm back to my normal rank, hope you the best (you getting a man's voice) big fat chungus 12 year old kid.
Jun 28, 2023 @ 4:02am 
-rep useless boosted trash
Jun 23, 2023 @ 4:04am 
ez
Jun 22, 2023 @ 6:10pm 
Let me talk to you as your father, I literally smashed your ass while the whole lobby was watching. That must've been embarassing... You had to leave and get banned cuz you couldn't handle it bozo. 3482h of pure ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ while a player half of your experience literally ran over your little dummy head over and over, you weren't even able to spawn and I was already there chasing your big fat stinky ass mf, while you only begged for me not to demolish you again. Watch some Zen replays before touching Rankeds again, sad part is I will never encounter you again since I literally climbed up the ladder this beautiful game has this afternoon and I'm back to my normal rank, hope you the best (you getting a man's voice) big fat chungus 12 year old kid.
Jun 22, 2023 @ 3:13pm 
annoying kid
Feb 22, 2023 @ 1:32am 
Posting for the fifth or sixth time now, because Splad is just that much of a pathetic baby:

They legitimately cried on the microphone with me after a game of Rocket League. He begged me to add him to a group so I did. We started voice chatting and I was teasing them because their voice sounded high-pitched and squeaky. I made a passing mention that they sound like a 12 year old girl.

Honest to God, after I teased them about it they started sobbing and crying on the microphone.

They will continue to remove this comment, because I guess they're ashamed of the fact that they cried their little heart out on the mic to a stranger because they got so flustered and upset over a video game.
Feb 18, 2023 @ 8:22am 
Lmao look at your comments and use it to reflect on yourself
Feb 16, 2023 @ 7:55am 
Look at all these comments you kept, but mine triggered you so bad you had to remove :steamhappy: :steamhappy: :steamhappy: :steamhappy:
Feb 16, 2023 @ 7:54am 
Scared and removing comments - easy to trigger :steamhappy:
Feb 16, 2023 @ 7:53am 
Poor baby so pathetic and scared they block me :steamsalty::steamsalty:
Feb 16, 2023 @ 7:53am 
Boosted to GC1 in a single season - peaks C2 every other season :steamhappy:
Feb 16, 2023 @ 5:51am 
lol legit talked to this person for a minute on voice chat.

They sound like a 12 year old girl lol
Feb 11, 2023 @ 3:34pm 
toxic ♥♥♥♥ kid, he did 2-3 mistakes and i saved 2 of them but couldnt save his last ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and he threatened to leave xDD hopefully he get a menthal exam soon <3
Jan 16, 2023 @ 12:39pm 
You have da big gay HAHA!
Dec 18, 2022 @ 1:00am 
-rep, cringe kid, toxic as ♥♥♥♥. very bad loser... loses and write "you are so ez"
Dec 8, 2022 @ 7:53am 
triggered monkey.
Nov 13, 2022 @ 10:01pm 
-rep cringe kid :(
Oct 28, 2022 @ 8:13am 
Mdr quand tu vois l'historique des pseudos t'as tout de suite compris à quel de genre de singe tu as à faire sans parler des multiples ban vac aie aie aie un sacré triso avec un complexe envers les Français.
Oct 25, 2022 @ 2:46am 
toxic boosted kid
Oct 13, 2022 @ 10:07pm 
gc bosted = toxic XD eze so eze realy
Sep 19, 2022 @ 1:41pm 
Funny mate, Good luck to find a gf I have hope for you
Sep 11, 2022 @ 8:04am 
ezzzz