Swineacles
William Beale
California, United States
A man who knows what the difference is between cured and uncured ham.



"If you fall asleep in a dream, you fall asleep in real life."
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A man who knows what the difference is between cured and uncured ham.



"If you fall asleep in a dream, you fall asleep in real life."
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Level
76
Red Herring
100 XP
Currently Offline
Badges  105
Games  831
Inventory   
Reviews  8
Guides  1
Groups  19
Tosche Station
13 Members
Black Mesa
52,313 Members
NELIPOT
32,991 Members
Friends  116
187
KatKing (Goom47)
Online
106
OldManCirca
Offline
74
Peachz
Offline
41
Wolffoxfangs
Online
41
Mr. Pickles
Offline
41
R E D Я U M
Offline
Game Collector
831
Games Owned
744
DLC Owned
8
Reviews
7
Wishlisted
Featured Games
Badge Collector
105
Total Badges Earned
521
Game Cards
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+4,796
4,809
Achievements
14
Perfect Games
32%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Achievement Showcase
4,809
Achievements
14
Perfect Games
32%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Favorite Game
Ride to Hell: Retribution
18
Hours played
30
Achievements
Achievement Progress   30 of 48
+25
Recent Activity
26.4 hours past 2 weeks
5,334 hrs on record
last played on Jul 18
Dota 2
Ganker
500 XP
Guide 1
202 hrs on record
last played on Jul 16
Palworld
Achievement Progress   27 of 75
+22
Review 1
155 hrs on record
last played on Jul 8
Planet Coaster 2
Achievement Progress   23 of 36
+18
Comments
Danger Noodle
Jul 7 @ 3:35pm 
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Jun 8 @ 7:58pm 
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Lynx
Mar 4 @ 1:40pm 
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Nov 13, 2025 @ 2:29pm 
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Jun 22, 2018 @ 5:55am 
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