The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Eᴠᴇʀʏ 60 sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ɪɴ Aғʀɪᴄᴀ, ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇ ᴘᴀssᴇs. Tᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴛʜɪs. Pʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴘʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tfw tech isn't actually technologyand you think you know a person

I added some tens to my poker chips! Thanks for the suggestion!

oh ♥♥♥♥ i fo und dirt on you i told you bro

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

you are totally doing it right

MY WIFE! HOOH!...wait crap amidoingitwrong?

Rain?

you know what ELSE is much more interesting?

The bottom summary is much more interesting.

*un problema

XD EL PROBLEMO?

execute trollface.exe

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A que- PLANK FREAKING DAMN IT CRIME

I know I was just messing around with what you posted in Efe's profile, tis but a joke

A question mark...Tech , that is a brilliant avatar