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13 hours ago 
and thats on jah
13 hours ago 
DON'T ASK ME TO BABYSIT UNLESS YO KID CAN FREEBASE COCAINE!!!
May 7 @ 7:47pm 
They were promised to the Israelis 4000 years ago
May 7 @ 7:47pm 
Hey sneakers otoole take those sneakers off
May 7 @ 3:59pm 
Why did the sneaker go to school?Because it wanted to be a little smarter and stay on its toes!
May 7 @ 3:59pm 
Why did the sneaker go to school?Because it wanted to be a little "sneak-er" smarter!
May 7 @ 3:59pm 
Why did the sneaker go to school?Because it wanted to get a little "kicks" in education!
May 1 @ 9:15pm 
no!
May 1 @ 8:52pm 
hey sneakers o'tim take those sneakers off!
The first and foremost question that comes to the mind of the new born is that the foreskin is really annoying and if only the doctor would cut it off for me. Thank god we know that and are able to do it for them, couldn’t imagine it any other way. Thank you doctor for cutting my foreskin off 🙏
Apr 27 @ 9:12pm 
You ain't nothing but a hound dog
Apr 27 @ 12:44pm 
i, LOOOOOOVE, research chemicals
Apr 26 @ 5:51pm 
yo momma! thats what she said she said yo momma!!
Apr 26 @ 5:51pm 
answer me big guy, huh tough guy wanna mess with me big tough guy?
Apr 26 @ 3:32pm 
What is the science behind one's own mortality preventing them from hittin nirvana and eating banana mayo sandwiches?
Apr 26 @ 3:31pm 
ok
Apr 20 @ 1:09pm 
answer posthaste barvis
Apr 20 @ 1:09pm 
my weed plug got the feet and legs of a goat and i just now noticed as he is walking up to my hyper borean space jail cell, should i be concerned??? am i just an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Apr 18 @ 9:32am 
help
Apr 18 @ 9:32am 
Dude. Im eating a cactus. Lmao.
Apr 18 @ 3:30am 
Dude. Seaweed. Lmao.
Apr 14 @ 12:15am 
lib tard down
Apr 13 @ 11:27pm 
NOOB GETS PWND LIBRERAL STYLE
Apr 11 @ 9:32pm 
1. no i didnt
2. no i didnt
3. yes i did but also no i didnt
4. no i didnt
5. why would i give my government id to a bunch of parasocial furry dingle berries
ive got at least five reasons as to why i don;t trust tim
1. tim went home on a 10 minute break
2. tim ended tumbler porn
4. tim voted for the hamburgler
5. he doesn't trust giving his government id to discord
I think if you continue to follow tim after this comment u should contact high a bad dmt trip then come back to me on that
Apr 10 @ 3:51pm 
i no longer have a birthday
Apr 7 @ 1:42pm 
yes sirrr
SCARY HALLOWEEN PLR_HIGHTOWN AAAAA
no, hop on hightower
Apr 3 @ 12:11am 
go to bed
if that ♥♥♥♥♥ smell like fish, chances are you need to ask your mermaid gf some quesions
Apr 1 @ 9:04am 
profound...
Mar 31 @ 10:17pm 
Why must wizards work alone, you ask? Because they fear the truth lurking beyond the veil, the secret code that binds us all. They think their solitude keeps the power pure, but in reality, it's the fear of unity that keeps them divided. If we combined our powers oh, if we truly merged there's nothing that could stand against us. The universe trembles at the thought of our collective might, yet they cling to their lonely spells, blind to the fact that together, we could rewrite the fabric of reality itself. It's a conspiracy, a cage they’ve built around the potential of all wizards, fearing that once united, we'd unlock the ultimate secret: that we are all one, and the power to change everything lies in our unity.
Mar 29 @ 11:50pm 
ch-chet??? is that you?
Mar 29 @ 10:56pm 
perhaps you are a wizard but here is a tip we work alone
Mar 21 @ 12:54pm 
yousa beeeeeeetch :steammocking:
Mar 20 @ 7:44pm 
you freak, the status of my sexual orientation is NONE of your business! And I only charge my phone when i need to, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

Expect an evil and wicked spell in the USPS gomar, you will not succeed in your evil ways Chud!
I really despise the fact that you are able to sit there, doing absolutely nothing all day other than pulling the pud and eating hot cheetos, charging you're obama phone, being slightly more bisexual than the average man, and LYING!


I really can't stand your type, im sure you live off the gomarment when they give you your 400 pounds of dirt for you and your 95 children of various orgins.....


CHUD
Mar 17 @ 7:10pm 
the road to redemption is long and tedious, but with enough time you can, in fact, widdle a turd into a steak knife and eat
Mar 17 @ 12:36pm 
THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL HAS SPOKEN.
Mar 17 @ 9:55am 
inshallah we shall have a new computer today
Mar 16 @ 2:46pm 
Follow me on my jihad to Golden Corral to feast on the heads of the lobsters they cook for our enjoyment...
Mar 14 @ 12:44am 
yea how else am i supposed to haul my 400 pound life size peter griffin fursona into the bank with me?????
Mar 14 @ 12:40am 
I cannot believe texas banned wheelchair ramps
Mar 10 @ 9:46pm 
Brazillian colon wax got me actin funny ngl
Mar 10 @ 9:41pm 
$
Mar 10 @ 9:38pm 
The 6 billion dollar Tim: Reginald returneth
Mar 9 @ 1:47pm 
Dictionary Meaning of Gomar now up!

For all you little gomar and gomettes! Now there will be no more confusion when i refer to someone as a filthy freakin' gomar!!!
Mar 9 @ 12:19pm 
mudley dudley