Happy 1 year love <3 Looking forward to us moving in together in January and popping out a retarded amount of kids in a very short amount of time. c:

oh my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god eve LOL I WAS TRYING TO AVOID THAT COMMENT SO HARD

YOU BETTER

kay, come back then

heck u motherfricker!!

It's part of my 12 step plan to sobriety

https://i.imgur.com/1aXf3Ss.mp4
are you seduced?!?!

PLEASE FULFILL MY WISHES AND NEEDS

https://i.imgur.com/97Uikrp.jpg

I think I might have a slight idea by now

Don't forget to smile~

Okay the fact that your phone auto corrected "dong" into "ding ding" made you giggle so hard made me completely forget wtf I was gonna reply with. lmao

You bring up your dingus more than I do I dunno what you want from me I already made the marriage at you why can't I be allowed to say WHAT I WANT HUH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I was told I wasn't allowed to make comments about your ♥♥♥♥ in response to that last comment so I won't. I GUESS

Love you too though <3

Uhhh....am I even going to give birth to a human??? HELP! DO HORNS HURT? GOOGLE ANSWER ME

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But now I can read Dutch so I think I win here

-rep you took apart my pc and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ formatted my hard drive only to install a DUTCH VERSION OF WINDOWS 7. I DON'T READ DUTCH EVIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING LOL

25 more days then I get you for a whole month <3333

+/-rep you're legit sitting in the bathroom naked eating icecream cake, wha tthe ♥♥♥♥ dude lmfao I'm crying

Happy Anniversary hun :) It's been one hell of a time! I wouldn't change these past 6 months for anything.

I love you You owe me a massage though D:<

I like your butt and think I miss that the most so far c:<

That's a whole lot of teasing coming from the guy who went to go take a ♥♥♥♥ and ended up drinking a third of a gallon of milk while on the toilet instead bud

+rep let's me steal his pillows so I can comfortably browse the internets while he sleeps

Can't wait to see you again on Saturday <33 Ily

That quote is fake I'd never say that

nut

+rep made me a master trader

+rep really big penor

+rep fingered me with glue in his bellybutton

Much love man, I miss ya

since the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ servers are going down, i'm using it as an excuse to tell you to redo your sadboy profile thanks in advance fam

Thanks Evan!!! :)

I promise not to commit any major crimes until after I see you again next month c:

-rep you literally farted inside of EVERY SINGLE STORE WE WENT TO

+rep love of my life

HAROLD IS AFRICAN FOR MR MILK PANTS

NOOO ITS NOT LIKE THAT HAROLD

anything past 12am is my autism speaking

my dicc turns into leche when i como ur leche pantos

mi pene es leche after reading that

MMMMMMMMM BDSM BOIII

giv up, ur cheeks cant resist the high tides my claps produce CLAPCLAPCLAP *CHEEKS HAVE BEEN CLAPPED* Boom.

+rep gonna see you irl in 5 days :>

that got me stiff

eat my milk pant - FANG

dONT MAKE ME tuck my ♥♥♥♥ in my pants KID

"Is there chicken left on this fried chicken?" ~ Fang 2018