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Mar 13 @ 12:34am 
Hey man, lemme know if you wanna zoink some sploinks sometimes, shimmy the zaza, really resonate some xen crystals. My buddy can hook us up with some raw, uncut, 100%, pure, straight up ♥♥♥♥.
Jan 9 @ 7:01pm 
So staggeringly hot and so smooth he can be used in industrial applications
May 16, 2025 @ 1:15pm 
when yo u squeeze me purple comes out :))
May 14, 2025 @ 7:25pm 
Do it clap? Do it fart? Do it jiggle? What color the inside? Do it squirt?
Sep 10, 2024 @ 5:36am 
do you remember the rain, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Jul 24, 2024 @ 2:12am 
-rep Will call artillery on you, not give you any warning and will proceed to bayonet rush you to knife ♥♥♥♥ the arty wound.
Feb 17, 2024 @ 11:11pm 
hey hexagram its me Soulcalibiur pls add me back i had issues with my account
Dec 12, 2023 @ 9:19am 
Incredibly tiny. Microscopic even. Has attempted many times to enter my body by crawling and hiding inside my medication. NOT to be trusted.
Oct 21, 2023 @ 4:04am 
+rep chill gamer
Jul 22, 2023 @ 6:14pm 
You still got my foreskin ?
Apr 29, 2023 @ 1:02pm 
My brother, my ♥♥♥♥ stay way disease-y, I make it look easy
Apr 29, 2023 @ 1:53am 
now i got that authentic cheetah print ♥♥♥♥
Sep 17, 2022 @ 9:03am 
My favorite game of ALL TIME got ported over to VR yesterday to it's pretty freakin great. Unfortunately no VR boobs yet BUT there is such a wide selection of vr boob games to pick from on steam since they allowed porn games
Sep 16, 2022 @ 9:29pm 
Hows the Steamy VR? have you felt the virtual boobs yet?
Sep 11, 2022 @ 2:25am 
there are aprox 27 angry mexicans outside your house RIGHT NOW
Feb 8, 2022 @ 11:48pm 
How's that quest to lose your virginity coming along?
Jul 28, 2021 @ 4:23am 
I think we can cache in our accumulated points for chicken nuggets or ground beef or something
Jun 28, 2021 @ 5:40pm 
breaking hearts and smelling farts
May 1, 2021 @ 3:39pm 
+rep left me to die in vietnam
Mar 9, 2021 @ 9:30pm 
Still owes me $80 for the ticket i got because he wasnt wearing a seatbelt :Dogeface:
Feb 17, 2021 @ 12:58am 
well, the pretty ok days
Feb 17, 2021 @ 12:57am 
good ol days
Sep 28, 2020 @ 8:10pm 
femboy hooters
Sep 8, 2020 @ 2:18pm 
alex with a tyler profile picture? what year is it
Sep 3, 2020 @ 8:00am 
♥♥♥♥ sucks dude
Aug 20, 2020 @ 1:32am 
Coolest guy ever really easy to get along with:csgoct:
Aug 11, 2020 @ 12:53am 
i bet you eat ass you ass eater
Jul 13, 2020 @ 1:53am 
+rep allowed me to break into his house and steal all his towels
Jul 5, 2020 @ 2:18am 
aerial medium punch, down + lk and thats how you win
Jun 22, 2020 @ 9:59am 
ur a winner kiddo:Batcat:
Jun 22, 2020 @ 8:41am 
Remember the good times
Jun 18, 2020 @ 6:59pm 
CHEM TRAILS ARE JUST LINES OF COKE FOR GOD BRO DIDNT U KNO
Jun 18, 2020 @ 6:38pm 
at this rate i'll be snorting coke with Ronald Reagan and Jesus!
May 25, 2020 @ 10:58pm 
aphex twin stand
aphex twin stand
May 15, 2020 @ 11:49am 
bro i eat beans like twice a year, ♥♥♥♥ beans
Apr 29, 2020 @ 11:16pm 
hes so handsome
Apr 24, 2020 @ 1:10am 
what ever happened to alex :Pantsu:
Mar 28, 2020 @ 11:52am 
DUMB THE LOAD
Feb 29, 2020 @ 7:30pm 
alex i swear to God buddy I've been trying to figure out why you blocked me to this day - todd
Jan 27, 2020 @ 9:54pm 
♥♥♥♥ AND BALL TORTURE (cbt) IS A SEXUAL ACTIVITY INVOLVING TORTURE OF THE MALE GENITALS
Jan 22, 2020 @ 11:45am 
fake fake not real you are not real
Jan 7, 2020 @ 10:23pm 
ladies love it
Jan 7, 2020 @ 10:23pm 
das me!
Jan 7, 2020 @ 10:07pm 
smelly boy
Dec 19, 2019 @ 1:12pm 
Youre unexpected
Oct 28, 2019 @ 2:54pm 
:(
Mar 29, 2019 @ 7:52pm 
yo why are you so handsome jack
Mar 18, 2019 @ 11:13pm 
Nibba got got
Mar 17, 2019 @ 6:59pm 
lol rip a nibba
Mar 17, 2019 @ 1:07pm 
There ain't much you can do when like 95% of your life belonging's were stolen and are looong gone. Least I can still get on mobile.