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♥ Rules for Kitten ♥

Bedtime on school nights is 11:00 pm. 😴

Bedtime on weekends is 2 am.😪

Eat at least two meals a each day.🍖

Eat one healthy snack each day. 🥞

No self-harm. -> Come talk to Daddy if you need support! 😿

No lying to Daddy. 🤠

ALWAYS ask for permission before taking pills.🥴

You must compliment yourself at least once per day.🥵

Don't let other boys (or girls) lust after you - you belong to Daddy!😵‍💫

No drinking without permission.😤

No Drugs. 🤬

You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. <-👿

Daddy may make exceptions to the aforementioned rules. Kitten may not. Disobeying Daddy's rules will result in punishment. 😈

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hey, sorry, I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your pictures, I really wanted to tell you that. it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing hoenstly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. We should really play csgo sometime its a really cool game with a lot of scary moments. but dont worry, ill be there to protect you :) sorry that wasnt flirting, I swear, im just trying to be friendly. I'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more, you look really ncie and fun xoxoxo