I imagine there is a man waiting around every corner waiting to suplex you, but instead you got pinned down in an alley by 3 white guys trying to sell you insurance

i might touch you

This is Prince Harry. I lost your number when I was killing the Taliban in Afghanistan, but your friend Barret gave me the address of your Steam account. I wanted to ask if you could help me get the cocaine and mushrooms again?

bro i just won a tendency can you believe it

Homer The Gay

EIGHT TEE GEE