Rustlin through the bushes I infiltrated the base scanning the perimeter for the most delicious, ab glistening, tight bum gentleman simply known as "Scout". As the moonlight shines on my rough face, I use my sweaty palms to ascend the ladder to approach the window in hope to see the little maggot. The light turns on and I spot Scout walking in from a physically exhausting mission. He removes his hat exposing his majestic locks of hair. "Woo" shouted Scout, "All my muscles are sore, I feel so hot!" Scout slowly disrobes. Soldier raises his helmet to gain a better visual of his forbidden fruit. After so many bloody battles, tears shed, and exploded confetti, he has Scout all to himself. "I finally caught my Roadrunner" whispered Soldier. Parts of him began to tingle as blood rushed throughout his body. ᶠᵘᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ ☆ ҉ WαƧαbI ҉ ☆