Recent reviews by WobblyPython

Got slop art in it.

Slop machine

First Impression: Saturday Morning Action Hour Helldivers 2 in a cowboy hat. (This is a glowing endorsement)

This game kicks ass.

I never played Titanfall 2. I liked Apex Legends well enough, but I get it now.

I understand why everyone was so upset there was no Titanfall3. This rips. This is so good. It's so fluid, and fast, and fun, and sometimes you try to cross the street but Clifford the Giant Robot is outside and he owns the street.

Absolute bottom feeders ruined their perfectly serviceable software by hiding anything actually useful behind a paywall.

Literally a free community resource ruined by raw greed.

This game is maybe the best of the compartmentalized boomer shooters I've ever played.

Guns are fun, builds are silly, and movement feels superb.

Eye of the Commando is a love letter to the DOS era of games without any of the baggage. It has an impossibly stacked OST.

The gameplay is frenetic and fun but still moves at your pace. It's a good goofy time that I would hand to anybody.

I really want to check this game out properly but I can't get past the part where it runs like absolute garbage.

You can let the shaders cache all day (It will take all day) but things still just don't work very well.

Easily one of the most mechanically complex and nuanced arcade racers I've ever tried.

Each campaign has unique mechanics, but that does have the side effect of not really teaching you how to succeed at the hardest levels when you try to get at them.

Strong recommend

That said, I don't appreciate getting to the point in the story where the game says "Yes there are shortcuts. No, you can't use them. They're not for you."

And then asks you to beat a guy who is transparently cheating and a ♥♥♥♥ about it with "fair, honest racing"

Let me beat him up.

It took me 20 hours to find a tutorial mission.