Happy new year! :-)

Happy Holidays!

If you were hoping to find out the Secret of Monkey Island, I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS.

How soon?

Merry Christmas, Secret! I hope that you have a good one this year!

THIS IS A COMMENT.

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I played video games
In a drunken haze
I was seventeen years young
Hurt my knuckles punching the machine
The taste of scotch rich on my tongue

I commenting this because the treasure hunt said so. Peace.