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Jul 19, 2020 @ 11:46pm

IF ANATA WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT IKU 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

…_…..____________________, ,
……/ KAWAII GUN
`—-___________——_____] = = = = =(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
…../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
…..), —-.(_(__) /
….// (..) ), ——”
…//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

Hawkflare 穂積

Dec 5, 2018 @ 8:00am

Twelve chicken dinners,
Eleven casters casting,
Ten pro players playing,
Nine trash a-talking,
Eight games a-losing,
Seven Fans a-screaming,
Six Teams Disbanding,
Five Guys at Miiiiiiiiiid~,

Four Rushing B,
Three Commends,
Two Tangos please,
And a ward that will never save me~.

Hawkflare 穂積

Dec 18, 2017 @ 2:45pm

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize a small boy in your enclosure
In one moment
Would you capture him
Or just let him slip?

Yo
His palms are sweaty, life's bleak, child is heavy
There's a sniper aimed at him already, mom's upsetti
Park service, they're nervous but look calm and ready
To embalm, but they keep on regretting'
What they shot down, the internet grows so loud
They open their mouth, but the memes
Wont stop now
Provoking', how, everybody's revolting' now
♥♥♥♥♥ are out, Harambe's down, over, blaow!

Hawkflare 穂積

Jun 6, 2017 @ 1:48pm

A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away.

Hawkflare 穂積

Mar 8, 2017 @ 3:00am

A sonic boom is the sound associated with the shock waves created by an object traveling through the air faster than the speed of sound. Sonic booms generate enormous amounts of sound energy, sounding much like an explosion. The crack of a supersonic bullet passing overhead or the crack of a bullwhip are examples of a sonic boom in miniature.

Hawkflare 穂積

Feb 8, 2017 @ 6:27am

IF ANATA WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT IKU 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!

…_…..____________________, ,
……/ KAWAII GUN
`—-___________——_____] = = = = =(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
…../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
…..), —-.(_(__) /
….// (..) ), ——”
…//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

Hawkflare 穂積

Feb 4, 2017 @ 2:33am

The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desu. I will ♥♥♥♥ desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ desu, kiddo.

Hawkflare 穂積

Jan 21, 2017 @ 7:38am

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Srry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "counter strirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

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Jan 21, 2017 @ 12:57am

Nani the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ iimasu about watashi, you chiisai ♥♥♥♥♥ desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of Phipinens. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the ♥♥♥♥ out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shinimashita’d, akachan.

Hawkflare 穂積

Jan 19, 2017 @ 11:45am

Hello Rae Cortez!, I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recommend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an orgasm during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsability;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexuals tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help. Have a nice day.