Straight out of "Stardew Valley" and into "Dark Souls III"..? Yesh, talk about whiplash. :o

I SEE YOU STARING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AND I AM GOING TO CALL THE COPS

WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME 250 EMAILS

... They *have* a Katt Perry DLC for Sims 3? O.o

Ohai der.

O herro friend. Haven't hurd from you in times of long. Will you be joining us in the clashing of Jedi and Sith? We are making with the missing of you! OK bai.

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW IN A TABLE RELATED ACCIDENT,
I WOULDNT GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE ID BE SITTING ON A TABLE
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　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
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WE TRUE TABLECATS
WE SIT TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd what.

COVAGURL. PUT DAT BASS IN YO WALK. HEAD TO TOE. LET YOUR WHOLE BODY TALK.

That is a fantastic picture of Liara. Just sayin'.

I WILL DESTROY YOU

THE ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE