User-1 is the best of all at smash bros; my parents "2 years Dagestan, forget".

+rep ♥♥♥

Untrue, ERGXZ is worse at Smash Bros than Zero. Everyone says it. Any "win" is due to Zero's benevolent, merciful nature.

He was a great friend all the way until the end, unfortunately he passed away after 300 consecutive smash bros losses.

my brother in christ how do you have 800+ hours on Skyrim

Cyka

+rep Nice guy funny meme man too

Merry Xmas, loser.
I'm going to steal all your dumplings and gifts! :)

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friend add thanks!

After playing DarkRP with him, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RP and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for some Garry's Mod trolling party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then Physgunned him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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plot twist: is actually a thot

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Type of guy to write a book on how to read

Call me Daddy and cover me in pickle juice
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-rep Didn't buy my propane...

-Rep I was playing gmod with I'm when Hecate up to me and said "I hate Mexicans, they should go back to there country" I said "okay..." he added me on steam and requested a memetastic trade.I said sure, he put in a $500 knife and I put in a $1000000 knife, he accepted it and he hacked me,got in my account and took all of my inventory. He sends good memes but BAD TRADER

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY FRIENDS LIST 😢😢😢 *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

Z3RO please add me its alcoholic here, thanks..

You are edgy.

~Cheesus

Sorry you had to team up with them buddy

The type of guy to write Keemstar a note and say Hi. From, KKKKKKKEEMSTAR.

the type of guy to call a girl daddy

lol rip

+rep fast good trade

+rep ayy lmao

+rep very good trader :D

+rep

+rep good trader

+rep Cute and Nice Trader

+rep friendly and good trader

+rep fast and friendly trader

+1 rep he is a good guy cheap to