april 25th 2026

A freaky fishy :3

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, en masse, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up.
And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! 'Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift.' Oh... 12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...
Phone rings

Mark: Hello?... Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello.

Phone Guy: Hello?

Mark: Hi!

Phone Guy: Hello, hello?

Mark: HI!

Phone Guy: Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.
Mark: Ugh...

meep

I 👥 wear 👙 a mask 😷 with a smile 😸 for 👏🎁 hours 🕐 at a time 😝 Stare at the ceiling while 🚕 I 👈 hold 🛂 back ⬅️ what's ❔❓🤔 on 🔛 my 🌞🙏 mind 🧠 And when 🤷 they 💥 ask 🙏 me 😸😸 how 😐 I'm 🧒 doing 😧🏃 I 🙅 say, 🤺 "I'm 💘💘 just 😾 fine" 🙊 And when 😏 they 👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦🔁 ask 🙋❓ me 🧘 how 🤷‍♀️ I'm 💁 doing ✨ I 🎷 say, ☄️ "I'm ✨🤪🚧 just 🏼 fine" 🙊 But 📷 the fact 📕 is I 👀 can 🦎 never ❌ get 5️⃣ off 📴 of my 😊 mattress And all 🟣 that 💯 they 👥 can 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️ ask 👏❓ is "Why 🚮❓ are you 🕛👊 so sad, 😭 kid?" 👧👶👦 (Why 😷🏫🤔🤔 are you 🦎 so sad, 😩🙁😭 kid?) 😞