+rep nice guy, dunno how he is in low prio he seems really chill

-rep is a chud foid with no rizz

+rep 10/10 funny guy. Bless your heart <3

VR p🌽rn bro.

Gotta be careful tho. One time I accidentally clicked “for women” thinking it was “four women”. Next thing I know I was at knee height with a b🍆ner in my face. Scared tf outta me, I yelled and it almost went in my mouth. Gayest experience of my life happened alone in my bedroom. Technology man

So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I ♥♥♥♥ my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

So basically what if instead of getting shot in the neck charlie kirk got shot in the penis, and he has a bullet fetish so he gets hard, but theres no penis for the blood to go to, so he starts spraying blood everywhere and so he gets up and says: "FREE CRANBERRY JUICE FOR EVERYONE!"