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WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
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I should probably thank my battalion commander for the opportunity to command this company over the last few years, in both combat and garrison, but I think I’d rather go out into the parking lot and key his car for saddling me with the greatest collection of idiots, malingerers, and criminals that have ever walked the face of this earth.
You’ll notice my wife and daughters aren’t here sitting in the audience today. That’s because Sheila left me six months ago when I had to skip our 10th anniversary trip to Jamaica so I could come in on a Sunday for unit PT, since one of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ decided to go out and get his third DUI.
Do any of you morons have any clue how much paperwork it causes when you blow your sad little heads off? At least have the courtesy to go AWOL first. But for ♥♥♥♥’s sake don’t come back for at least 30 days so I can drop you off my books and let someone else deal with the meatsack of failure that is your existence.
I didn’t think so.
May God smite you all with the power of a thousand suns, and your souls be condemned to Hell for eternity.
And to the incoming commander. Good luck and God bless you for making such terrible life choices.
There’s a bottle of scotch in the third drawer of my desk. You’re going to need it.
I hate you all.
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You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. I'm sorry. I can't go on. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, loathsome, despicable, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, idolatrous, unethical, diseased, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, and generally Not Good.