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Dec 30, 2025 @ 8:26pm 
badger :call_soulmate:
Sep 24, 2025 @ 11:07pm 
my feesh
Jun 15, 2024 @ 6:17pm 
sex me
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Sep 29, 2023 @ 11:51pm 
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Dec 29, 2022 @ 8:33pm 
They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Dec 29, 2022 @ 8:33pm 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. .
Feb 15, 2022 @ 1:56pm 
I wish I could watch LEGO have sex, ya know? And I'm talking about REAL sex, not some guy clacking these little people against each other against their will. I want to see sentient LEGO people have consensual sex. And I want it to be a very voyeuristic experience. I don't want the LEGO people to know I'm watching them, to know that I know they come alive when no one is around. I want to peep on them. I want them to go into the little sex house I built for them and have nasty, wild LEGO sex. That's what I want to see. Is that so hard? Is that so much to ask?
Feb 14, 2022 @ 7:27pm 
Even after you shower, your stink wafts through the air.
Feb 14, 2022 @ 7:26pm 
Long Wandered
Feb 14, 2022 @ 7:26pm 
ur mom
Feb 2, 2021 @ 6:08pm 
i miss you badger <3
Jul 30, 2020 @ 8:08am 
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Jul 28, 2020 @ 3:42pm 
You are a spectacular Texan
Jul 20, 2020 @ 5:17pm 
Hello,my apologies to bother you,can you tell one of your friends Jay Whitty that he's rage quitter and that's not nice,thank you:cupup: +REP
May 11, 2020 @ 7:06pm 
Got mori'd but still gave a "gg." Props my guy
May 9, 2020 @ 10:53pm 
+rep cute surv tbh :nekoheart:
May 8, 2020 @ 7:17pm 
u r big nerd :3
Feb 5, 2020 @ 5:03pm 
Hiiiiiii friend c:
Mar 30, 2019 @ 12:57pm 
i love u badger
Feb 20, 2019 @ 7:16pm 
i miss u
Apr 20, 2018 @ 1:43pm 
Oh Badger! it's been too long
Apr 1, 2018 @ 9:28pm 
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Apr 1, 2018 @ 9:28pm 
Damn Id love to shove my face right up into those asscheeks and lick the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell outta that sweet lil balloon knot of a butthole get my tongue everywhere in there reach around dittle the skittle get you have squirting orgasms drenching the entire room I pick you up and slide that nasty butt down over my mushroom tip and bounce that lil body up and down take you to ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pound town make that ass clap throw you down on the bed and lay into that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spank that ass shake a fart out of it hump that dumper super sexxy like wake up the neighbors screaming in ecstacy more orgasms pick you up and point that ♥♥♥♥♥ towards the plant that thing needs a lil water spray with your squirting ♥♥♥ then finally I blast a load all over those chesticles
Mar 28, 2018 @ 4:32pm 
THE CUTEST BOI ON EARTH
Jan 22, 2018 @ 8:20pm 
Hi dude! Trade your cases and cheap skins for keys! {LINK REMOVED}
Dec 8, 2017 @ 10:54am 
nice skinerinos
Dec 1, 2017 @ 12:49pm 
I really want to be your main squeeze
Nov 24, 2017 @ 4:22pm 
hi.. i love you bro ok bye.. bye now.. ok.. hehe.. ok bye............. BYE
Aug 6, 2017 @ 12:50pm 
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Aug 3, 2017 @ 11:11am 
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Apr 21, 2017 @ 6:49pm 
PENIS
Apr 4, 2017 @ 8:09am 
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Mar 26, 2017 @ 9:25pm 
thanks kneb
Mar 26, 2017 @ 9:22pm 
I'm late but happy birthday to my favourite badger friend
Mar 20, 2017 @ 5:31am 
cheater
Feb 26, 2017 @ 1:42am 
hello
Feb 15, 2017 @ 7:45am 
what do i have to say to be in your bio
Jan 13, 2017 @ 2:32pm 
bad ger hi
Jan 13, 2017 @ 12:12am 
bagder hiii
Dec 31, 2016 @ 9:03pm 
Happy New Year
Dec 17, 2016 @ 5:35pm 
i knew you when i was 15 years old, im 19 now
Dec 16, 2016 @ 8:53am 
HI
May 9, 2016 @ 4:02pm 
HAI BRO! I like your face~ ! :D
Apr 19, 2016 @ 7:11pm 
badg
Feb 25, 2016 @ 9:41pm 
Most positive player I've ever met, 10/10 +rep
Nov 22, 2015 @ 4:37pm 
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