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Jan 9 @ 7:56am 
-rep
этот парень как шептун горячий, вылетел и херню творит у себя в трусах дырявых
Dec 25, 2025 @ 3:11am 
-rep good teammate
this guy this guy hes on the epstein files i think hes actually stephen hawking the way he be playing the game if you know what i mean hahahah! anyway happy holidays happy hannukah and a thousand generations of good luck upon you merry folks

When i die bury me with all my fries mom :csgogun:
Dec 25, 2025 @ 3:10am 
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Aug 20, 2024 @ 3:08am 
the year was 2024... it was brat summer...

i looked our my window and could see a faint glint, something reflecting the rays of the sun. it piqued my curiosity, i cant lie... i wanted to know what it was badly.. very badly...
so i set off on my quest...i roamed lands far and wide. i saw things nobody had seen before, i ventured to the lands of uguwanki, smelled the dung of the uguthanki and had some uguspanki with ur mom... all to see what was causing this glint...

ten years later i reached my destination..
it was a man, sat naked, his head..BALD. not a single follicle blessed the top of his head. he was enchanting.

and who was this man i hear you ask?
it was shmalc.
-rep good trade
Jun 27, 2023 @ 5:34am 
-rep this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy...



fifteen years ago, i was walking down sunset boulevard in my hometown of albania whwere i spent my formative years as a scavenger warrior/ballsack entrepreneur and i see something jostling and frostling in the bushes near my abode (small green bin).......


this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy..
Sep 18, 2022 @ 12:51pm 
ep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Jul 15, 2022 @ 3:59am 
+rep, good player, great teamate
Jun 22, 2018 @ 6:59am 
so, there i was, balls deep in the vietnam jungle when i heard it. the noise that would haunt me for the rest of my life. i can only describe it as the most disturbing thing my virgin ears have ever heard. i looked around frantically for the source of this vile noise, and i found it. my eyes were set upon the baldest man in the world, vigourously polishing his beautiful bald head. it was at this point i took my rpg and shot myself in the mouth, ending my military service. +rep good trade
Feb 1, 2018 @ 12:02pm 
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁life
⠀⠀└📁beverages
⠀⠀⠀└📁warm beverages
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁tea
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁before milk
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️BROWN
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 after milk
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️BROWN
Jan 14, 2018 @ 4:44am 
helo!
Jan 3, 2018 @ 12:36pm 
@Fox
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
└📁♥♥♥♥ porn
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅wallbot
Jan 3, 2018 @ 12:29pm 
@Nalty
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is full!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is full!
Jan 3, 2018 @ 12:29pm 
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅Cant start a comp
⠀└⠀✅De-ranking
Dec 29, 2017 @ 12:42pm 
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Triggerbot
May 29, 2013 @ 6:01am 
Painislickin' fruitbasket
Jan 20, 2013 @ 12:42pm 
yoyoyoyoyoyoyo
Sep 28, 2012 @ 12:01pm 
Oi!
Sep 24, 2012 @ 8:31am 
I lof u 3>>>>>
Sep 17, 2012 @ 10:22am 
Potato
Apr 27, 2012 @ 10:17am 
Potato
Jan 28, 2012 @ 11:39am 
LUMPEEH