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Q: Why haven't you graduated yet?
A: Well, Dad, I could have finished years ago, but I wanted
my dissertation to rhyme.
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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
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Get out. You are not welcome here. BEGONE

I love my Macbook. But I also love my Macbook Pro. Because it has the word 'Pro' on it. Short for prolapse

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hats

Another year over, where do they go to, it's a mystery
Now it's December, so much to remember before Christmas Eve
I'm already late, and my train is delayed, disruption on the line
I race into work and the place is berserk, yes it's Christmas time
I wanna find the greatest gift I can give my family
But right now I don't have time to breathe
The streets are chaotic, the shops idiotic, there's a queue for the queue
A granny's taking her time at the front of the line ('Ninety-one... ninety-two...')

scatlan isnae ♥♥♥♥♥

one day a midget was boxing he was hitting the punch bag when a lanky guy came along lanky said move it tiny... midget said no :D so lanky said i said MOOVE EET! and the midget beats him down then lanky gets up and rapes everyone in the room I WILL DIE OF AIDS SOME DAY MIDGET WHEN I DO YOU WILL HAVE IT TOO 3 years later the lanky man dies and the midget starts worrying
now the midget is a virgin but he goes to the doctors and gets a testand the doctor says you have aids have you had any unprotected sex? midget said no then he says WTF and doctor rapes midget how about now? Yes :( the end

Constructive Criticism please

EVERYTIME IS SEE YOU ;-)))))))))))))))))))

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JOEL?

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Well you look like the typical indian ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gypsy immigrant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you can find in this country especially at night, my sister wants to take Sasha (Heavy's Minigun) and just mow those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ down.

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Knows the Holocaust was faked

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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Join our ts if you want to play with real players you might learn how to play
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thxes 4 carying me 2 globel eliet

for you

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all report this kid for girifing

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+rep good trading partner

+rep nice easy guy to trade with

+rep quick trade

+rep good trade

+rep good music

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+rep nice trader :)

+REP! GOOD TRADER :D

sent offer

+REP, thanks for the trade.

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